Bottle of Tequila...
My boss is totally awesome and gave all the supervisors a $25 visa gift card...I just bought me a bottle of El Jimador Tequila...it is sitting here on my desk, right next to me, MOCKING ME as I write my stupid paper...oh tequila, don't look at me that way. I can't drink you. I've got to write this paper...well, just 1 shot? That won't hurt too much, right? What's that? You love writing papers on internet music downloading? Well, what a coincidence...Me and my bottle decided we're gonna work together on this paper, we know we'll be a success. I love you tequila.
I love you too, Chelsey. Drink me.
I love you too, Chelsey. Drink me.