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Which is why I don't wax... sophiaisabella July 5 2005, 15:37:41 UTC
I think that the eyebrow things is painfully true, albeit explained in a most ridiculous way. I leave my mustache and that errant chin hair on for the exact same reason. Without inappropriate facial hair, who would know whether I was happy or sad?

Kidding aside, I am so sick of looking at people with that constant "shock & awe/I just waxed my eyebrows look." Everything can't be a surprise in life, but you wouldn't know that from the majority of faces I see every day. The dog peed on the carpet-- surprise! My aunt died-- surprise! I lost my job--surprise! I ate breakfast-- surprise! The Golden Girls are on 8 times a day on Lifetime--surprise!

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Re: Which is why I don't wax... saralinda July 5 2005, 22:05:56 UTC
I want to be Rue McClanahan when I grow up. "Shock and Awe"--wasn't that the name of the original Iraqi Freedom maneuver or something?

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Re: Which is why I don't wax... sophiaisabella July 6 2005, 03:14:40 UTC
Yes, I like to throw in Bush-isms now and again in appropriately funny ways.

And everyone wants to be Rue McClanahan... I want to be Sophia. She's everyone's favorite, and I think she still gets to play the field a little. She's also the best cook. You are welcome to join with me and some other friends to be the Golden Girls. We assume that we will outlive our husbands (based on the male/female life span averages) and then band together in a house down in Florida with a lanai and wicker furniture in the living room, having hilarious misadventures and talking about menopause.

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Re: Which is why I don't wax... saralinda July 6 2005, 13:25:45 UTC
Do we have to live in Florida? Or can we go to Arizona or New Mexico or something like that instead?

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Re: Which is why I don't wax... valancy_s July 6 2005, 14:33:27 UTC
I was thinking the same thing. Why would you want to live in Florida? Wouldn't you rather be somewhere with less humidity and fewer gators, hurricanes, and Old Folk Amusement Parks?

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Re: Which is why I don't wax... saralinda July 6 2005, 15:31:09 UTC
I'd actually rather be in Vermont or something, but who knows?

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