IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, BEACHGOING FAMILY
We were over at Front Beach in Rockport and I was sitting in the shade by the wall with Mairead and Moira accosted a woman with her two daughters, one probably 18, the other maybe 11 or 12.
Moira: "HI I'M MOIRA WHO ARE YOU DO YOU LIKE TO THROW ROCKS I LOVE HORSES OH MY DADDY IS A SILLY SILLY MAN HE JUMPS ON MOMMY ALL THE TIME! HE JUMPS ON HER! AND SHE SCREAMS!"
Family: *look over at me and laugh*
Me: *$(*#&$ Just giving a very meek "Hi yes that would be me insatiable sex kitten over here howdy nice day isn't it?" wave*
Yes, alright? He jumps on me in this "pig pile" game that he and Moira invented where they basically crush me on the floor. And I scream "GET OFF! GET OFF! I CAN'T BREATHE!" It's a fun game.
Moira: "HI I'M MOIRA WHO ARE YOU DO YOU LIKE TO THROW ROCKS I LOVE HORSES OH MY DADDY IS A SILLY SILLY MAN HE JUMPS ON MOMMY ALL THE TIME! HE JUMPS ON HER! AND SHE SCREAMS!"
Family: *look over at me and laugh*
Me: *$(*#&$ Just giving a very meek "Hi yes that would be me insatiable sex kitten over here howdy nice day isn't it?" wave*
Yes, alright? He jumps on me in this "pig pile" game that he and Moira invented where they basically crush me on the floor. And I scream "GET OFF! GET OFF! I CAN'T BREATHE!" It's a fun game.