A Random AIM Conversation (Is there any other kind?)

[saralinda]

RTW: RUN!
RTW: THE ICE PLANET HOTH IS COMING FOR YOU!
Saralinda: Oh great--not again.
RTW: I know!
RTW: It's just such a needy planet
Saralinda: I went behind its back with Tatooine.
RTW: well that's the thing isn't it?
RTW: everybody does
Saralinda: Well, I finally got out of my self-destructive relationship with the Death Star.
Saralinda: And, you know, was suffering the emotional after effects of that.
RTW: Ah
Saralinda: And, like, I'd been stuck in the Degobah system for SO LONG
RTW: I know how that goes
RTW: and the thing about tatooine
RTW: it's not a perfect planet by any means
RTW: I mean it's too hot, too much sand...
RTW: and don't get me started on the sand people
Saralinda: OH I KNOW. Pfft. The way they travel in single file, to hide their numbers.
RTW: But ANYONE is going to take one look between Hoth and Tatooine and pick Tatooine
RTW: I mean everyone is going to pick a sunburn over hypothermia
Saralinda: Yeah. And Alec Guinness is usually a tie breaker.
Saralinda: Right.
RTW: And Tatooine had decent brew
Saralinda: YES.
RTW: Hoth just has to realise it can't compete
Saralinda: HOTH, GET IT THROUGH YOUR ICE-ENCRUSTED MANTEL: I AM NOT INTERESTED.
RTW: GAH