As if it wasn't hard enough to drag my ass to the library...
University PD Campus Alert
To the Campus Community,
Last week, Campus Police banned from campus Bert John Allen III, after police learned he was engaged in the unpermitted and illegal behavior of attempting to recruit female university students as concubines near the Library. TNH and other local media have covered the story extensively.
While the university investigation is ongoing against Mr. Allen, we urge anyone who sees him on campus, or who has information about this individual, to call University Police at 862-1427.
Concubines????
And now for something Completely Different...
