Easily amused and perhaps a little disturbed
When I get credit card solicitations, I occasionally stuff the "business reply" envelope full of coupons. Then I send the envelope back to them, cause they'll have to pay.
Today I received several funding requests from scam evangelists in Tulsa, Oklahoma. They assured me of "financial success" and sent me a colorful paper "prayer rug." If I stare at the prayer rug long enough, Jesus's eyes will open. I may even recieve $49,997.96 which I can use to buy a fancy new car.
Grr.
I scrawled "Jesus is Love not Greed" on the envelope. Then I filled it with pistachios, candy wrappers, and iron supplements, and sent it back to them.
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Today I received several funding requests from scam evangelists in Tulsa, Oklahoma. They assured me of "financial success" and sent me a colorful paper "prayer rug." If I stare at the prayer rug long enough, Jesus's eyes will open. I may even recieve $49,997.96 which I can use to buy a fancy new car.
Grr.
I scrawled "Jesus is Love not Greed" on the envelope. Then I filled it with pistachios, candy wrappers, and iron supplements, and sent it back to them.
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