Amusing quote

Jan 07, 2010 20:14

So I learned why men...or people give flowers to women... I also was highly amused by this scene from the Bachelor where he needs to get married or he looses a hundred million dollar inheritance...

Carolyn: Your outlook is so totally patriarichal, right down to these roses, which are the classic male overture to seduction.

Jimmie: You know, that's funny. I always just thought of them as flowers, they certainly smell like flowers.

Carolyn: No, It's symbolism. They just happen to be the plant's vagina.

Jimmie: Come on!

Carolyn: It's true! That symbolism is the reason men give flowers.

Jimmie: Why would a man give a woman a symbolic vagina?

Carolyn: Why wouldn't he? It just happens to signal that his intentions go beyond platonic. It lets her know what he ultimately wants.

Jimmie: Carolyn, I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just wanna marry you!
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