The Record again
My article is due in four minutes and still needs to be about ahundred words longer. I guess I'm going to miss the deadline. Bother. I hate that.
In happier news, someone sent me a carnation for Valentine's Day! If it was you, thank you. It made me very happy. Stuff keeps showing up outside my door, too, which is pretty awesome. I've gotten cards and candy and one of those tattoo things. Pretty awesome.
Improv practice, however, has been cancelled, thus making my Valentine's Day evening devoid of social interaction. Unless I find some.
The worst part of Valentine's Day was at two in the morning. Apparently some of the more juvenile inhabitants of my dorm think putting feces in the microwave to set off the fire alarm at two in the morning is funny. Those people are wrong. Getting six hundred people out of bed by means of nauseous fumes and hideous fire alarm noises is not funny at all. I hope these people die slowly and painfully. Actually, I don't hope that. I hope they reform. Due to this outrageous behavior, all the dorm microwaves have been confiscated. What am I supposed to eat when the cafeteria isn't open now? Thanks a lot, you juvenile mudbrains.
In happier news, someone sent me a carnation for Valentine's Day! If it was you, thank you. It made me very happy. Stuff keeps showing up outside my door, too, which is pretty awesome. I've gotten cards and candy and one of those tattoo things. Pretty awesome.
Improv practice, however, has been cancelled, thus making my Valentine's Day evening devoid of social interaction. Unless I find some.
The worst part of Valentine's Day was at two in the morning. Apparently some of the more juvenile inhabitants of my dorm think putting feces in the microwave to set off the fire alarm at two in the morning is funny. Those people are wrong. Getting six hundred people out of bed by means of nauseous fumes and hideous fire alarm noises is not funny at all. I hope these people die slowly and painfully. Actually, I don't hope that. I hope they reform. Due to this outrageous behavior, all the dorm microwaves have been confiscated. What am I supposed to eat when the cafeteria isn't open now? Thanks a lot, you juvenile mudbrains.