Thorin Dreamboatshield: An Unexpected Hotness of Dwarves

[sarahtales]

Originally published at Sarah Rees Brennan. You can comment here or there.

PETER JACKSON: Dear Sir Ian, here’s my script of THE HOBBIT. Please come be Gandalf!
SIR IAN MCKELLAN: Nah.
PETER JACKSON: Dear Sir Ian, holy God, the success of these movies rests on your celebrated and award-winning silvery head. Please, please, please be Gandalf! Here’s my

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[tsu_chan55]

Yes. You are my favourite.

[sarahtales]

*pleased*

[amanuensis1]

Okay, I was kinda losin' it the whole way through, and then I got to

Yeah, these movies make a LOT more sense when you know I’m high literally the whole time, don’t they?

annnnnd that was pretty much it for my lungs and oxygen today. *wheezes*

[hawkwing_lb]

HOBBIT!

I'm sorry, I was distracted by all the hot dwarves, Martin Freeman, and Galadriel playing with Gandalf's hair.

[mizkit]

I can't read this until I've seen it, so that I can best appreciate it, but I might as well preemptively say, "I love you, Sarah Rees Brennan." :)

[martinemonster]

Saving the parody till I've seen the film, but just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas and say that I've just bought your book, Unspoken, and look forward to reading it. Always look forward to reading your stuff.

When are you coming to Norway to do a signing?

[sarahtales]

Aw, thank you! And when Norway invites me, I will. ;)

[martinemonster]

Consider yourself invited!

[sarahtales]

I thank you! But by a bookshop or sumpin', I mean. Officially! Not by a bookshop come to life, that seems demanding...