Oct 28, 2005 11:22
So I woke up today after having one of the weirdest, most freaky dreams I've ever had.
Part one:
The union was summoned together at the ATU hall down in the south, where the presidents of each of our locals informed us that the tentative contract agreement we voted on was voted in.
Aye: 54.4%
Nay: 45.6%
Whenever contract votes are that close, it can only spell doom for the union. Myself and a bunch of friends went out for sushi afterward.
Part two:
Turns out that 24 hours of eating sushi at that particular restaraunt, we all got a bad case of head lice. And not just any head lice... these lice were WEIRD! When exposed, they would jump down from your hair, letting loose a string of silk from theie abdomens, much like a spider does. As soon as they lit upon another surface, they would instantly grow to the size of a cockroach!
And contamination was extremely simple... anything as much as a hug spread them. From that one sushi place, over half the city was struck with head lice within 24 hours. It was a terrible epidemic.
Oddly enough, there was no 'end' to the dream. It kinda... just... stopped.
Now tell me that isn't the weirdest dream evar!