I fear Christmas
Went to my grandmother's house the other day. She wanted me to look over some christmas ornaments before she gave them to Easter Seals.
Some of them were little bears in Avon boxes. One of these boxes, she opened, and the bear's head came rolling out. Apparently, it had been broken off somehow. And, since my sense of humor is retarded, I immediately had trouble not laughing over this. Not only was this bear missing its head, but for some reason they made it with only one arm, which had also broken off. So, my grandmother attempted to glue the bear's head, and one arm, back on. The arm she glued on okay, but the head she put on backwards, and I couldn't stop laughing. She thought I was laughing at her, but really, I was laughing at how bizarre the bear ornament was. I should've told her to leave the head on that way.
There was also a weird ornament of a bear driving a car. It's arms are twisted back and its eyes are facing in two different directions. It has an expression of horror on it's face. My father must have made it. I also found this ornament of an angel baby doll with only its torso and head. No legs or arms. So weird. Very, very weird.
Some of them were little bears in Avon boxes. One of these boxes, she opened, and the bear's head came rolling out. Apparently, it had been broken off somehow. And, since my sense of humor is retarded, I immediately had trouble not laughing over this. Not only was this bear missing its head, but for some reason they made it with only one arm, which had also broken off. So, my grandmother attempted to glue the bear's head, and one arm, back on. The arm she glued on okay, but the head she put on backwards, and I couldn't stop laughing. She thought I was laughing at her, but really, I was laughing at how bizarre the bear ornament was. I should've told her to leave the head on that way.
There was also a weird ornament of a bear driving a car. It's arms are twisted back and its eyes are facing in two different directions. It has an expression of horror on it's face. My father must have made it. I also found this ornament of an angel baby doll with only its torso and head. No legs or arms. So weird. Very, very weird.