holy crap! i still live!!
what's been going on with me? i might be going to denver in a couple days. i got my eyebrow pierced. i like the taste of burnt cheese. my hand smells like iodine. saggy unwelcome snew ago. sometimes. i'm really freaking tired. good god, i need sleep. i'm trying to make a comic book. 46.something hours this week. and a trail of fun to be had by all.
oh, and one of those "tell us about yourself" things.
1. ONE WISH?
Just one? Um, i want stuff. For me.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Why not both?
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Dying a really boring death. I want lots of blood after i die. Something people will talk about for like a really long time. Like a few days or something.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Hells yeah! I subscribed to the magazine and tried (unsuccessfully) to get my parents to go to Legoland in Denmark. Fuckers didn't love me...
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
It's about the most base thing known to man. Anyone who likes fake people acting real but doesn't come close... that's just dumb. I'd rather look at a wall. At least that's real.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Yep. I chew everything. I am actually still in the oral stage according to Freud. That guy was fucked.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Nope. I was fat...er
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
At the moment, it's ok. I guess. Don't really care to think about it.
9. 5 THINGS IN YOUR SHOWER?
Spiders occasionally show up, body wash, shampoo, soap, wash cloth
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I hum.
11. WHAT'S THE HOTTEST THING THE OPPOSITE SEX COULD DO TO YOU TO TURN YOU ON?
Gently touch my arm. But i have to be in the mood first. But damn, that does it every time.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
If i told you, they wouldn't be secret any more. And i love me my secrets.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Alaska. In a really warm room. Looking at the aurora borealis (or however you spell it)
14. CAN YOU SING?
I can sing, just not well.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Nope. Fucking hate water.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Yep
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Sure. i like it. we're tight.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
3. The owl said 3 and he's smart because he has glasses.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
yep yep yep. It's really easy. Learned it when i was 11 for the express purpose of using it to pass sobriety tests later in life.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yep. Honestly, i don't know anyone over 5 who hasn't.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
One older half-sister, one younger full-sister
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Mechanical pencils don't need sharpening. And i'm lazy.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Kill them. They're all just having sex all the fucking time anyway, sometimes you need to get rid of some of the population. And so long as you eat it and do useful things with the body, it's not wasteful and thus a-ok with me.
24. IS THERE MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I dunno. Maybe. Death is in my future too, but i choose not to think about that right now. Well, yes i do think about death. But i don't think about marriage. LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT MARRIAGE!!!
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Most of the time. I don't put hearts over my i's or anything gay like that, but it's kinda nice. I guess.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
You.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
Shit. Ummm, to a non-family member who wasn't a girl? Like a year and a half ago. I think.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Damn i hope not. He'd be like 800 years old now or something. Or 70 or something really old like that.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No. That's gay.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Hard boiled. Or scrambled. Or in cake. I like cake.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Sure. Why not.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Up your ass. I don't know. Leave my socks alone.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
Now? 1:49a. Oops, 1:50a now. It seriously changed. I'm fucking serious!!
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Sure, lots.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Sometimes it's great, sometimes i want to rip my stomach through my throat to cleanse it properly.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Like an hour ago.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths.
38. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Fuck yeah. that's a movie. Santa Claus without the "e" is the actual person, and he is also real. I'm not sure which you were referring to, though.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Yesh. It's niiiice.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No. I loves it. I'd fuck it if i could.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Sex
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy. MMMmmmmmmmMMmmmMmmmMmmmMMMMMMmmm
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
ew, god, not when i want to. it comes up on me and it hurts and my eyes start to water and i swear to god i hear bubbles in my brainjuices.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
nope. that'd be fun though.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
i dunno. twice? i don't count.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
sure. i've never done drugs, so i suppose it's nice to not do drugs.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
yes. unless i'm drunk.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
hazel
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
i hate my life at the moment. but whatever. i'd rather not die this instant and be all angsty stupid like that.
51. LIQUOR OR BEER?
liquor. jack, vodka (sometimes), that sorta thing.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
yep. i sure am. just test me sometime. but i won't do it for every question. in life there are somethings better left unknown to keep life interesting. and shit. was that a convincing bullshit? hope so...
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
no. i'll go out and kill my favorite singer if i do.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
my ass. sometimes the drums.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
from myself. i'll hide it so i don't spend it. any money i borrow i pay back. that probably makes me a pussy, but whatever.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
never tried.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
sure
58. DO U LIKE TO LAUGH?
what the fuck kind of question is that?
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
sure. i can't disprove it, so why bother.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
dogs are fun. don't know about man's best friend. there was a movie called that once. with lance hendrickson (i think that's how it's spelled...) and that dog killed people so i don't think he was a very good friend. unless you like to be ripped apart alive.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
sure. i've lost my faith in people, but i'm sure god exists.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
i can barely walk.
63. DO YOU MAKE MISTAKES
who the fuck doesn't?
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
it's like 70 outside. it's night. and i'm still cold. fucking cold.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
ummm.. cheesy bread from damino. ^^ ha ha danny
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
:P that's gay
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL?
ummmm.. i dunno. i haven't watched tv in a LOOOOOOONG time
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
where?
70. DO YOU SWEAR?
All the time
71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
um, There Was A HOLE Here by the wingless. it's a remix of True (i think) from Silent Hill 2. Also a good song.
72. HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED?
Tried a couple times. My lungs don't like it.
73. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK?
A few times.
74. CAN YOU DO A SPLIT?
Last time i tried, no. That was when i was in 2nd grade. Before i decided ballet was gay. And said "fuck you, ballet! fuck you right up in your ass! you cheap whore! you never loved me, did you? DID YOU?!? i *trusted* you! and now you go and... you had to go and do... I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR LIES!!!"
oh, and one of those "tell us about yourself" things.
1. ONE WISH?
Just one? Um, i want stuff. For me.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Why not both?
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Dying a really boring death. I want lots of blood after i die. Something people will talk about for like a really long time. Like a few days or something.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Hells yeah! I subscribed to the magazine and tried (unsuccessfully) to get my parents to go to Legoland in Denmark. Fuckers didn't love me...
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
It's about the most base thing known to man. Anyone who likes fake people acting real but doesn't come close... that's just dumb. I'd rather look at a wall. At least that's real.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Yep. I chew everything. I am actually still in the oral stage according to Freud. That guy was fucked.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Nope. I was fat...er
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
At the moment, it's ok. I guess. Don't really care to think about it.
9. 5 THINGS IN YOUR SHOWER?
Spiders occasionally show up, body wash, shampoo, soap, wash cloth
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I hum.
11. WHAT'S THE HOTTEST THING THE OPPOSITE SEX COULD DO TO YOU TO TURN YOU ON?
Gently touch my arm. But i have to be in the mood first. But damn, that does it every time.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
If i told you, they wouldn't be secret any more. And i love me my secrets.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Alaska. In a really warm room. Looking at the aurora borealis (or however you spell it)
14. CAN YOU SING?
I can sing, just not well.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Nope. Fucking hate water.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Yep
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Sure. i like it. we're tight.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
3. The owl said 3 and he's smart because he has glasses.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
yep yep yep. It's really easy. Learned it when i was 11 for the express purpose of using it to pass sobriety tests later in life.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yep. Honestly, i don't know anyone over 5 who hasn't.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
One older half-sister, one younger full-sister
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Mechanical pencils don't need sharpening. And i'm lazy.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Kill them. They're all just having sex all the fucking time anyway, sometimes you need to get rid of some of the population. And so long as you eat it and do useful things with the body, it's not wasteful and thus a-ok with me.
24. IS THERE MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I dunno. Maybe. Death is in my future too, but i choose not to think about that right now. Well, yes i do think about death. But i don't think about marriage. LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT MARRIAGE!!!
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Most of the time. I don't put hearts over my i's or anything gay like that, but it's kinda nice. I guess.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
You.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
Shit. Ummm, to a non-family member who wasn't a girl? Like a year and a half ago. I think.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Damn i hope not. He'd be like 800 years old now or something. Or 70 or something really old like that.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No. That's gay.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Hard boiled. Or scrambled. Or in cake. I like cake.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Sure. Why not.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Up your ass. I don't know. Leave my socks alone.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
Now? 1:49a. Oops, 1:50a now. It seriously changed. I'm fucking serious!!
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Sure, lots.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Sometimes it's great, sometimes i want to rip my stomach through my throat to cleanse it properly.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Like an hour ago.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths.
38. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Fuck yeah. that's a movie. Santa Claus without the "e" is the actual person, and he is also real. I'm not sure which you were referring to, though.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Yesh. It's niiiice.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No. I loves it. I'd fuck it if i could.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Sex
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy. MMMmmmmmmmMMmmmMmmmMmmmMMMMMMmmm
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
ew, god, not when i want to. it comes up on me and it hurts and my eyes start to water and i swear to god i hear bubbles in my brainjuices.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
nope. that'd be fun though.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
i dunno. twice? i don't count.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
sure. i've never done drugs, so i suppose it's nice to not do drugs.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
yes. unless i'm drunk.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
hazel
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
i hate my life at the moment. but whatever. i'd rather not die this instant and be all angsty stupid like that.
51. LIQUOR OR BEER?
liquor. jack, vodka (sometimes), that sorta thing.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
yep. i sure am. just test me sometime. but i won't do it for every question. in life there are somethings better left unknown to keep life interesting. and shit. was that a convincing bullshit? hope so...
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
no. i'll go out and kill my favorite singer if i do.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
my ass. sometimes the drums.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
from myself. i'll hide it so i don't spend it. any money i borrow i pay back. that probably makes me a pussy, but whatever.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
never tried.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
sure
58. DO U LIKE TO LAUGH?
what the fuck kind of question is that?
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
sure. i can't disprove it, so why bother.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
dogs are fun. don't know about man's best friend. there was a movie called that once. with lance hendrickson (i think that's how it's spelled...) and that dog killed people so i don't think he was a very good friend. unless you like to be ripped apart alive.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
sure. i've lost my faith in people, but i'm sure god exists.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
i can barely walk.
63. DO YOU MAKE MISTAKES
who the fuck doesn't?
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
it's like 70 outside. it's night. and i'm still cold. fucking cold.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
ummm.. cheesy bread from damino. ^^ ha ha danny
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
:P that's gay
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL?
ummmm.. i dunno. i haven't watched tv in a LOOOOOOONG time
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
where?
70. DO YOU SWEAR?
All the time
71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
um, There Was A HOLE Here by the wingless. it's a remix of True (i think) from Silent Hill 2. Also a good song.
72. HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED?
Tried a couple times. My lungs don't like it.
73. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK?
A few times.
74. CAN YOU DO A SPLIT?
Last time i tried, no. That was when i was in 2nd grade. Before i decided ballet was gay. And said "fuck you, ballet! fuck you right up in your ass! you cheap whore! you never loved me, did you? DID YOU?!? i *trusted* you! and now you go and... you had to go and do... I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR LIES!!!"