horoscopes and other news

Nov 05, 2004 11:54

on a side note: aol blows ass. this is my THIRD time trying to post this entry. so i'm a little grumpy. sorry.

yesterday i made an appointment to get my tattoo. i'm going in next thursday. hopefully i can raise up enough money to get it. :P also, we say shaun of the dead. it's funny as shit, and it's got really good special effects. ^^ go watch it. NOW!!

i'm subscribed to the "what's your sign?" daily horoscope thingie on my phone from comedy central. since i was running out of room on my saved messages, i'm writing them here. they were funny and/or true, so i'm writing them here. if you find them boring, don't read them. :P

10/15: Every time you think about lollipops, a person in another country dies. Stop thinking about lollipops!
10/28: Your chinese character tattoo actually means "adorably pudgy."
10/29: Your offspring will play a crucial role in the coming Armageddon. Raise them accordingly.
11/03: Once and for all: "absence makes the heart grow fonder" is RIGHT, "out of sight out of mind" is WRONG
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