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[sarahrothxix]

first, i just want to rant. there was this guy at work last night who couldn't get his $5 to work in the changer. i explained it doesn't like $5s very well, and gagged a little on the smell of alcohol coming from him. he lowered his voice and slurred "pardon my language, but you know why this changer doesn't like $5 bills? it's because of this guy [drunkenly points to abraham lincoln].... this guy freed all, just between you and me now, he freed all them n***ers. just between you and me." i about punched him in the fucking face. fucker drunk bastard. god!

anyway, to calm down, here's some blog gens.

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Your Penis Name is: Godzilla

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It's Not Sex. It's ... :
Having a Bit of Sugar Stick

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Your Boobies' Names Are: Silk and Satin

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Your Girl Parts Are Named: The Flaming Lips

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