redneck yacht cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub
i love that song, it's hilarious. and speaking of rednecks...so this "date" that was planned for tonight go turned into a "let's all go to the races!" affair. (partly, i believe, because they're nosey and they knew we wouldn't say what went on if we went on a date, but they could see for themselves if we had a big group outing). so, a big group outing it was.
and we went to the "sportsdrome." a very red-neck, white-trashy type race track place where stock cars are raced (very banged-up, on-my-last-leg type cars) and those annoying little mini cars that look like an 8-year old rather than a grown man should be driving. to tell you how redneck it is...one of the racers was smoking a cigarette while he was driving. yeah, how safe is that? one car there was just driving along and the tire just fell off. he didn't hit anything, no one hit him. nothing. it just fell off!
but the guy, aaron...oh yes. definetly a full 6 feet 5 inches tall. waay tall. and quiet. not as cute as his brother, though, but not bad. and it was sad because his heart is still broken because this girl he dated for SEVEN EFFING YEARS! SEVEN! broke up with him (well, one of her personalities atleast...she's apparently schizophrenic). and she's the only gf he's ever had. aw. since he was 15. that's just plain crazy.
but anyway...when i came back from getting a water, cara had scooted over to leave like a foot for me to sit in between her and aaron. then she said, "i would love it if you were my sister-in-law," (yes, she was drunk, but still coherent). and i guessed tina talked to him while i was up another time and he said i was "too cute" for him. ha! and the boy has a sense of humor.
BUUUUTTTT!!!! i got to drive the tahoe home. that was great. well, partially...because i was the only one besides aaron who hadn't been drinking. so i'm not sure why they didn't let him drive it, because he actually drives a large truck. i guess they wanted to see me drive the massive vehicle. and they made me go to white castle and go throught the drive-in. evilness!! i didn't hit a single curb! :D but i did have to threaten them and say i was going to pull the truck over because they were being so obnoxious (all 4 of them were in the backseat. aaron got front seat supposedly because he's so tall, but jake's taller than him, so they were just scheming.).
and we went to the "sportsdrome." a very red-neck, white-trashy type race track place where stock cars are raced (very banged-up, on-my-last-leg type cars) and those annoying little mini cars that look like an 8-year old rather than a grown man should be driving. to tell you how redneck it is...one of the racers was smoking a cigarette while he was driving. yeah, how safe is that? one car there was just driving along and the tire just fell off. he didn't hit anything, no one hit him. nothing. it just fell off!
but the guy, aaron...oh yes. definetly a full 6 feet 5 inches tall. waay tall. and quiet. not as cute as his brother, though, but not bad. and it was sad because his heart is still broken because this girl he dated for SEVEN EFFING YEARS! SEVEN! broke up with him (well, one of her personalities atleast...she's apparently schizophrenic). and she's the only gf he's ever had. aw. since he was 15. that's just plain crazy.
but anyway...when i came back from getting a water, cara had scooted over to leave like a foot for me to sit in between her and aaron. then she said, "i would love it if you were my sister-in-law," (yes, she was drunk, but still coherent). and i guessed tina talked to him while i was up another time and he said i was "too cute" for him. ha! and the boy has a sense of humor.
BUUUUTTTT!!!! i got to drive the tahoe home. that was great. well, partially...because i was the only one besides aaron who hadn't been drinking. so i'm not sure why they didn't let him drive it, because he actually drives a large truck. i guess they wanted to see me drive the massive vehicle. and they made me go to white castle and go throught the drive-in. evilness!! i didn't hit a single curb! :D but i did have to threaten them and say i was going to pull the truck over because they were being so obnoxious (all 4 of them were in the backseat. aaron got front seat supposedly because he's so tall, but jake's taller than him, so they were just scheming.).