LOVIN THE BRUCE!!! BRUCE LOVIN THE SARAH!!!
So today i must say was a good day uhh huh. Lets see i woke up kinda early not to shabby it was like 8:30...and i picked up my ultra cool summer reading book and yes yes yes i finished it....so uhh huh after that i got my stinky ass into the shower and yes i have to say that the shower was mighty nice!! So yes i got out of the showert and the rents were like were going to eat breakfast and i was like breakfast i was like more like lunch...yeah so we went to barnacle bills...and then we were on the way to the mall when my cell phone began to ring. I picked up the phone and yes yes yes the hottest guy in the world was on the phone!! NO NO NO it was not my sexy john mayer!! i t was my sexy BRUCE!!! Yeah he was watcha doing...i really dont remember what i said but alls i know is we were meeting eachother up at the mall. So yes we got to the mall and we went to jc penny to shop for some suits for me papa. Yeah we got some good ass sells and then i went to take a break from all the hardcore shopping and my bruce called and said he was there and i told him to meet me at jc pennay<<~~~hehehe....yeah so i sat back down and a little while later my bruce came up behind me and put his arm over my shoulder and yes i nearly pissed my pants. Yeah so we didtched the parents for a while and we went to shop for myself we went into a lot of different stores but the place where i found a really cute outfit was yes yes yes at SEARS...blah i hate sears too but it was really cute and my mommy and daddy met me and my sexy bruce there so yeah we shopped there for a while and i went with me pa pa back to jc penny while the sexy bruce stayed with my mom...strange how those two like eachother...meh but my mom is the shizzle...yeah so i got a cute outfit blah blah blah and now my Sexy Bruce is gonna write in my journal cuz he can!!!
SEXY BRUCES JOURNAL ENTRY
Hey y'all you who know me what up wo-days. Yeah today was pretty good and i liked my run-away days. Good story to tell the kids and grand kids.hahaha. well i dont know about all that sexy she says.But what can i say she is the sexy hott momma to me. Dont get any ideas guys or youll hear from me!!!! well yeah school starts soon and im not quite ready i dont know how ill wake up for that shit. ehhhhhoh well i get to see my old friends that i dumped for sarah HA not true.i just ignored them.hehehehe.but hey Jackie i got biology and geomotry honors my first honor classes yay.im psyicked about that.i dont know what to write just sarah is super hott and i love her!!!!!oh and i might have strep that sucks ive never had it before i dont like it so far.uhmmm wow this color is BRIGHT phew i need my glasses for this shit.hahahaha. but yeah that runaway was fun i felt like i was in the underground railroad...yeah minus the neegrow part!!! hmm maybe the panda bear express??? Yeah thats better...oh yeah this is sarah now!!! muah hahaha i wrote from ...."yeah minus..."i have to say i am the funnier one out of the two!!!OK i suppose here is Bruce.......Hey guys im super cool and i wear glasses and im great in the sack...ahh yeah thats what he would say!! Yeah jay kay well here my hott biatch is!! buh bye to all those ppl in the hood.
me and bruce are gonna get married at 16...cuz we like to make eachothers houses a sex den!!! Muahaha inside joke!!! OK god night some and good morning to others and good afternoon to whomever sall read this in the afternoon!!!
Damn they play that pieces of me song an awful lot!! Cut that shit out!!! I love my BRUCE!!!