I don't care if everybody's doing it. It still made me laugh.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
sarahlise sent to me...
Twelve five-year-olds drumming
Eleven babies piping
Ten books a-leaping
Nine movies dancing
Eight vegetables a-milking
Seven cartoons a-sleeping
Six orgasms a-reading
Five abo-o-o-ortion rights
Four strawberry waffles
Three horror movies
Two shaved heads
...and a feminism in a poetry.