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Mar 02, 2006 20:55

“go the speed limit in school zones. after all, no one wants to hit a little kid…with a car anyway.”
“I want to stand in one of those special lanes…with the diamonds…then I can tell all my friends I have diamonds on the souls of my shoes…ha. Ha…you know, like the Neil Diamond song?...yeah…im definitely gonna go do that now…”
-Luther. Aka drivers ed teacher who seriously should be in weezer.

Him- “hey, when do you want to sign up for a drive?”
Me- “yeah…no thanks. Im doing it with her.” *points at hanna*
Him- “tch.”
Me- “I don’t need to drive with you. I already have a best friend.”
Him- “yeah. Me too. What’s your name?”
Me- “sarah-leone.”
Him- “and hers?”
Hanna- “hanna.”
Him- “yeah. I know Mount Vernon. After all everyone needs a smart best friend *points at hanna* and everyone needs a MEAN one *glares at me*.”
His friend (quietly)- “why do you want to drive with her anyway?”
Him- “so I can wreck the car and kill her.”

Yes…drivers ed is mucho MUCHO fun.

Then there’s always the kid who thinks me and bryan are married and are adopting hanna next week…and the concrete ones I’m very mean to. Ha. Oops. Im just sarcastic…that’s all.
PLUS
We get hate notes from them we aren’t allowed to read until after they’ve left.

Yeah…
Not posting what THAT said.

Don’t worry…
We’ll return the favor.


we’re nice people…
after all.
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