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Ok, so, today was only a half day, which came as a surprise, and, it wasn’t even that bad, it was a little scary and I messed up the hole bus thing, but quite enjoyed the walk, even if it did nearly kill me; it’s gotta be good for the ‘ol thigh muscles walking up that pissing hill every day…
Except I won’t have to ‘cos Hanna Williams offered to give me a lift in the mornings. Lovely jovely.
Also, college doesn’t start till like, half 9, so there were just loads of us standing around in the foye..outsidey bit, and no one knew each other, (apart from one group of girls who talked non stop about their boyfriends for the whole 40 minutes we were all there) so no one was really talking, and it nearly killed me, so I had to leap into random small talk with several people, which I feel helped…
Also, this is the exciting part, which I’m sure everyone wants to here about; this is ‘Tales from the art college’
Today, I saw,
· Lots of big hair,
· Lots of funny smelling people,
· A midget,
· A James Wilding with ginger hair,
· A girl with Marcus’ goatee. I call it Marcus chic.
· A giant, (who was really rude and told me to ask someone tall for help…he was like, the tallest one in the world!!)
· And drugs, but I feel that seeing the midget helped ease the pain of seeing drugs…
So, tomorrow, we have to bring in 5 objects to do a still life thingy…also something was mentioned about making a tower our of cardboard boxes, but I might have made that up…
God, I have to start paying attention to things!!!!
I have no idea what to bring in, they have to be big, and colourful and textureafied (yes, that’s a word) I’m not sure they’d let me bring in Emlyn, or the gerbilies…
I’m so disappointed we didn’t get to wear name tags today, I was really looking forward to it. We didn’t do any bonding exorcises either, I was looking forward to it, the whole standing in a circle thing, and throwning the ball and saying what you’re hobbies are, except no one ever has any hobbies, so it’s always ‘I like um…reading, and socialising and listening to music’ which basically translates to ‘sometimes I like to read the interesting pages in More or Cosmopolitan, I like gossiping behind peoples backs, and going out and getting totally drunk ,and I sing in the shower really really loudly and badly’…
…Also, the scariest part of today was by far, doing the register, I was terrified id answer to the wrong name because I wouldn’t have been paying attention and because I’m stupid, or, they’d say my name wrong and I’d be rude and correct it…But also, one of the teachers is Speirs!!!! (His spelling makes more sense L ) so I think that helped in the fact that the pronunciation was right, which I was pleased about :D
Another thing, people just turned up not wearing any shoes! I’ve not really made anything of this yet, but I’m sure i will do…
Also, I managed to avoid making my green tea and drugs speech, which I’m proud of J.
We’re also supposed to bring with us photocopies of all of our results, and I’ve completely lost my AS level results, which I’m cheesed off about, because I like to wave my big fat A for English in peoples faces…
Ohh, another thing, we have to have a stinking literacy test! And I know I’m going to fail, I’ve got the spelling abilities of an acorn, the handwriting of a rheumatic pigeon and the comprehensive tools of a plant pot.
Phwoar, I’ve done another good job on a mammoth update.
Also a bit disappointed that no one wanted me to be a bitch to them; I was really in the mood for it as well.