South Park is the sex.
Okay so my life is complete after watching South Park last night. Stan was asking his dad what the fuck eggs and the Easter Bunny have to do with Jesus dying on the cross.
So then these guys dressed up as Easter Bunnies come and then you find out that Stan's dad and a bunch of other guys are Easter Bunnies and they are in this cult 'The Hare Club for Men'. So they need to protect this bunny named Snowball and right before the dude was gonna say what Bunnies have to do with Easter a bunch of Ninjas bust through the windows and take the bunny-guys hostage. But Stan gets away with Snowball. and he goes to Kyle's house and then they find out that the ninjas are from the Vatican because the Vatican wants to keep it a secret that Saint Peter was a rabbit.
And in the end Jesus has to come save them because the Pope's friend-type-guy is a prick. But then Jesus Kyle and Stan get locked up in a cell and Kyle has to kill Jesus so he can ressurect outside the bars. And then he kills the Pope's friend and whips out ninja moves.
Then Snowball the bunny becomes the new Pope.
Hooray!
So then these guys dressed up as Easter Bunnies come and then you find out that Stan's dad and a bunch of other guys are Easter Bunnies and they are in this cult 'The Hare Club for Men'. So they need to protect this bunny named Snowball and right before the dude was gonna say what Bunnies have to do with Easter a bunch of Ninjas bust through the windows and take the bunny-guys hostage. But Stan gets away with Snowball. and he goes to Kyle's house and then they find out that the ninjas are from the Vatican because the Vatican wants to keep it a secret that Saint Peter was a rabbit.
And in the end Jesus has to come save them because the Pope's friend-type-guy is a prick. But then Jesus Kyle and Stan get locked up in a cell and Kyle has to kill Jesus so he can ressurect outside the bars. And then he kills the Pope's friend and whips out ninja moves.
Then Snowball the bunny becomes the new Pope.
Hooray!