Everything I needed to know, I learned from my sophomore year...
I officially have four more classes, seven more tests, and ten more
days until I am safely back in C-town. It's been a tumultous year at
best, I changed majors, dropped ROTC, took up rugby, made some new
friends, lost some old ones. In contemplation of the final week and a
half of my sophomore year, I have compiled a list of all the amazingly
wonderful things I've learned this year:
1. Me and Coronas at 1 in the morning are a bad, bad idea
2. I'm still not sure who Barbara Piekutowski but she emails me at least seven times a day and thinks I'm so important, she sends every email twice. I feel as though we have a connection...
3. Nothing in life is better than private bathrooms
4. I still may not know what to do with my life, but I have determined who I wish to have love children with:
Stephen Lynch
(Green shirt, I swear, why didn't I bring a freaking camera?!?!?!)
Shaun from the Matches
Tom Brady
Dane Cook
5. Never underestimate the effectiveness of a scary face and a threatening comment
6. The south is a saloon in greenville
7. Personal space is nonexistant to a rugby player
8. 'Face Eating Tumors' is the coolest phrase in the English language
9. ALWAYS double check when you're flight is leaving, and if you miss it, cry!
10. My 16th life goal is still to find an all gay acting troupe and put on a musical rendition of Deliverance
11. Threatening to slaughter someone in a game of air hockey is appropriate competitiveness, threatening to hurt their grandma is going overboard
12. MOVE THE BED AWAY FROM THE WALL! (You know who you are!)
13. Don't laugh at people because you never know when they're having a seizure (I still maintain that I thought he was trying to get out of the final).
14. Halo isn't fun at all unless you have a named like "GD Yankee", "Backseatho", or "MDtrash"
15. Hurricanes and laptops make the computer repair people angry
Notice how none of those involve studying or school work. Hm, maybe I'll work on that for next year, or senior year part one.
ON A SIDE NOTE:
This summer I'm recording my debut record called “My psycho suitemate and other things that pissed me off about my sophomore year”, including such hits as “My Facebook Stalker” and “Are the guys living above me getting lucky or just really lonely?”
1. Me and Coronas at 1 in the morning are a bad, bad idea
2. I'm still not sure who Barbara Piekutowski but she emails me at least seven times a day and thinks I'm so important, she sends every email twice. I feel as though we have a connection...
3. Nothing in life is better than private bathrooms
4. I still may not know what to do with my life, but I have determined who I wish to have love children with:
Stephen Lynch
(Green shirt, I swear, why didn't I bring a freaking camera?!?!?!)
Shaun from the Matches
Tom Brady
Dane Cook
5. Never underestimate the effectiveness of a scary face and a threatening comment
6. The south is a saloon in greenville
7. Personal space is nonexistant to a rugby player
8. 'Face Eating Tumors' is the coolest phrase in the English language
9. ALWAYS double check when you're flight is leaving, and if you miss it, cry!
10. My 16th life goal is still to find an all gay acting troupe and put on a musical rendition of Deliverance
11. Threatening to slaughter someone in a game of air hockey is appropriate competitiveness, threatening to hurt their grandma is going overboard
12. MOVE THE BED AWAY FROM THE WALL! (You know who you are!)
13. Don't laugh at people because you never know when they're having a seizure (I still maintain that I thought he was trying to get out of the final).
14. Halo isn't fun at all unless you have a named like "GD Yankee", "Backseatho", or "MDtrash"
15. Hurricanes and laptops make the computer repair people angry
Notice how none of those involve studying or school work. Hm, maybe I'll work on that for next year, or senior year part one.
ON A SIDE NOTE:
This summer I'm recording my debut record called “My psycho suitemate and other things that pissed me off about my sophomore year”, including such hits as “My Facebook Stalker” and “Are the guys living above me getting lucky or just really lonely?”