2005 - Best year ever!
I realize that I say this every year but it's the truth because they
just keep getting better. So, here is the list of all things great from
2005:
~ My 20th Birthday Party! woot! I technically don't remember a better part of it but as I'm told, it was a lot of fun
~ Fall Break Road Trip with Angela and Gaffney. Seriously, possibly the most fun I've ever had being stuck in a car (Oh! A mullet! Bingo!)
~ Spending nearly every weekend at the drive in with company. (I adore the drive-in)
~ Blackrose (Best game ever!)
~ Saw the Matches in Atlanta and kissing the future father of our love children
Yep, the one who looks like a pirate. Dreamy...
~ Patriots won the Superbowl
~ Broke the 3.0 barrier
~ Saw my friend Ashley get hitched
~ Got acquainted with Sailor Jerry
~ Got to dress up like the virgin Mary in the Bible belt (Come one, how cool is that?!?!)
AND to reaffirm to my life goals:
"The 16 things I'd like to accomplish in my lifetime"
1. Discover a hemorrhagic fever and name it after my mom
2. Buy a doorbell that plays the “Law and Order” theme song when someone pushes it
3. Spend an entire week watching every single movie based off a Steven King novel
4. Record my second album entitled, "Who the hell are you? and other ramblings from my junior year" including such hits as, "The Virgin Mary likes her Jack" and "You look secure in your sexuality"
5. Never be forced to watch Brigadoon again
6. Publish a trashy love novel that features Fabio on the cover, dressed as a pilgrim, holding “I can’t believe it’s not butter” in front of the first Thanksgiving and summarizing it on the back with “Brought together by love, Torn apart by Indians”
7. Create a biological weapon of mass destruction and name is after my roommate
8. Convince my friend’s to not only build me a rickshaw for my 21st birthday, but also bring me home in it from the bars
9. Hire a DJ who’s sole job would be to follow me around and soundtrack my life
10. Kidnap Gaffney and hit up Mississippi and Alabama with Angela for "Shady South Part 2"
11. Write “The Big Book of People Killed by Honduran Firing Squads”
12. Elope and don’t tell anyone I’m even seeing anyone for a minimum of 3 months
13. Compile an entire scrapbook of moments I can't remember
14. Buy a rat for a pet and name him Ben
15. Hit Broadway with "Deliverance" as a musical using an all gay acting troop.
16. And finally, now follow me for this one, have Tom Brady’s love child…alright, maybe that one’s a pipe dream, but I think the rest are completely possible. So look out for my new album.
~ My 20th Birthday Party! woot! I technically don't remember a better part of it but as I'm told, it was a lot of fun
~ Fall Break Road Trip with Angela and Gaffney. Seriously, possibly the most fun I've ever had being stuck in a car (Oh! A mullet! Bingo!)
~ Spending nearly every weekend at the drive in with company. (I adore the drive-in)
~ Blackrose (Best game ever!)
~ Saw the Matches in Atlanta and kissing the future father of our love children
Yep, the one who looks like a pirate. Dreamy...
~ Patriots won the Superbowl
~ Broke the 3.0 barrier
~ Saw my friend Ashley get hitched
~ Got acquainted with Sailor Jerry
~ Got to dress up like the virgin Mary in the Bible belt (Come one, how cool is that?!?!)
AND to reaffirm to my life goals:
"The 16 things I'd like to accomplish in my lifetime"
1. Discover a hemorrhagic fever and name it after my mom
2. Buy a doorbell that plays the “Law and Order” theme song when someone pushes it
3. Spend an entire week watching every single movie based off a Steven King novel
4. Record my second album entitled, "Who the hell are you? and other ramblings from my junior year" including such hits as, "The Virgin Mary likes her Jack" and "You look secure in your sexuality"
5. Never be forced to watch Brigadoon again
6. Publish a trashy love novel that features Fabio on the cover, dressed as a pilgrim, holding “I can’t believe it’s not butter” in front of the first Thanksgiving and summarizing it on the back with “Brought together by love, Torn apart by Indians”
7. Create a biological weapon of mass destruction and name is after my roommate
8. Convince my friend’s to not only build me a rickshaw for my 21st birthday, but also bring me home in it from the bars
9. Hire a DJ who’s sole job would be to follow me around and soundtrack my life
10. Kidnap Gaffney and hit up Mississippi and Alabama with Angela for "Shady South Part 2"
11. Write “The Big Book of People Killed by Honduran Firing Squads”
12. Elope and don’t tell anyone I’m even seeing anyone for a minimum of 3 months
13. Compile an entire scrapbook of moments I can't remember
14. Buy a rat for a pet and name him Ben
15. Hit Broadway with "Deliverance" as a musical using an all gay acting troop.
16. And finally, now follow me for this one, have Tom Brady’s love child…alright, maybe that one’s a pipe dream, but I think the rest are completely possible. So look out for my new album.