Damn! I fell for the trick!
The following is how I know I'm not getting a decent tip:
* The verbal tip - "Oh, you were a fabulous waitress, best we've had, thank you so much!" does not equal money
* Fighting for the bill. I have some ESP when it comes to people fighting over the bill. I inevitably give it to the person who will tip me the least.
* College kids. Not a freaking clue. They want food and hell if they'll actually pay the person who brought it to them.
* Anyone who pays with a $100 bill. It's taunting you, you know they have money and hell if you're going to get any of it.
* Rednecks. Don't hold your breath on over %5
* Old ladies in large groups. I'm not sure why the group mentality means I get 10%
* People on bad dates/People breaking up. Hey, it's not my fault. Failing to refill your diet coke seventeen times didn't make her leave you. As I recall, you're narcassism did.
*Anyone you call "sir" and is actually a "ma'am" nor vice versa. Alright, I understand this one.
*Tea people. I have no clue why but it's a national phenomena. People who order hot tea are crazy cheap.
*Anyone asking for bar prices. They have very limited funds and intend to spend them all on liquor.
* People who "just ate". Why the hell come to a restaurant then?
*Full grown adults splitting a meal. Come on now. Unless you're planning on ordering out the bar, getting apps, and desserts, you're just cheap and get out of my section!
*Or worst of all: Adults who order off the kids menu. You cheap bastards. They should be forced to tip $5 for the pure fact that the company won't let me laugh in their face for being stingy.
Side note: All is well and happy in Clemson. All sucks in Seneca
* The verbal tip - "Oh, you were a fabulous waitress, best we've had, thank you so much!" does not equal money
* Fighting for the bill. I have some ESP when it comes to people fighting over the bill. I inevitably give it to the person who will tip me the least.
* College kids. Not a freaking clue. They want food and hell if they'll actually pay the person who brought it to them.
* Anyone who pays with a $100 bill. It's taunting you, you know they have money and hell if you're going to get any of it.
* Rednecks. Don't hold your breath on over %5
* Old ladies in large groups. I'm not sure why the group mentality means I get 10%
* People on bad dates/People breaking up. Hey, it's not my fault. Failing to refill your diet coke seventeen times didn't make her leave you. As I recall, you're narcassism did.
*Anyone you call "sir" and is actually a "ma'am" nor vice versa. Alright, I understand this one.
*Tea people. I have no clue why but it's a national phenomena. People who order hot tea are crazy cheap.
*Anyone asking for bar prices. They have very limited funds and intend to spend them all on liquor.
* People who "just ate". Why the hell come to a restaurant then?
*Full grown adults splitting a meal. Come on now. Unless you're planning on ordering out the bar, getting apps, and desserts, you're just cheap and get out of my section!
*Or worst of all: Adults who order off the kids menu. You cheap bastards. They should be forced to tip $5 for the pure fact that the company won't let me laugh in their face for being stingy.
Side note: All is well and happy in Clemson. All sucks in Seneca