Today's Epiphanies
1) I am a loser
2) I need to lose some weight
3) I need to get a life - does anyone know where I can get one?!
4) I need to halt this ridiculous infatuation immediately
5) Perhaps I will start my unicorn painting by numbers set this evening
6) Harry Potter & HBP was not as good as I was hoping and so I feel a great gaping wound of disappointment in my soul...
7) I wish I had a magic wand. A real one, not just a glittery stick from Claire's Accessories.
8) I'd quite like to stab all thin pretty people.
9) I quite fancy another bloke at uni (after this weekend's student union exec training trip to a farm in kent) - typically my type: blond and arrogant-as-fuck.
10) Why is Tom Riddle's mother called Mepore?! I swear thats a type of dressing you can put over herpetic lesions... Oh, sorry - its Merope... PHEW!
No more epiphanies for now, maybe will have some more later... Although I'm not really sure if you can plan to have an epiphany...
2) I need to lose some weight
3) I need to get a life - does anyone know where I can get one?!
4) I need to halt this ridiculous infatuation immediately
5) Perhaps I will start my unicorn painting by numbers set this evening
6) Harry Potter & HBP was not as good as I was hoping and so I feel a great gaping wound of disappointment in my soul...
7) I wish I had a magic wand. A real one, not just a glittery stick from Claire's Accessories.
8) I'd quite like to stab all thin pretty people.
9) I quite fancy another bloke at uni (after this weekend's student union exec training trip to a farm in kent) - typically my type: blond and arrogant-as-fuck.
10) Why is Tom Riddle's mother called Mepore?! I swear thats a type of dressing you can put over herpetic lesions... Oh, sorry - its Merope... PHEW!
No more epiphanies for now, maybe will have some more later... Although I'm not really sure if you can plan to have an epiphany...