sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
This just in:
Dear Ms. Coyne,
Massachusetts College of Art has a check for $32.00 due to a former student with your name, whom we have been unable to locate. We found this email address through an internet search.
If you are the Sarah H. Coyne who previously attended Mass Art, please complete and sign this letter and return it to the Business Office c/o Monica Wing at the Massachusetts College of Art, within 30 business days. Upon receipt of this authorization, a replacement check will be issued and mailed to your current address. A return envelope is enclosed.
If you wish to donate this money to the College, please fill out and sign the form, but write “Donate to Mass. College of Art” in the address space, instead of the address. HELL NO!
If you have any questions, please ---blah blah blah
Yours,
Monica Wing
Restricted Funds Accountant
FINALLY I'm getting something back from the horrible experiences I had in art college. HA! Just kidding! I'm not THAT melodramatic but no way they get to keep my HARD EARNED $32 - lord knows what it was from though!
Today is lookin up!