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This morning I snuck into Fran's and Alexis' bedroom. Luckily for me Alexis had rolled over to the edge of the bed and was laying on her back still asleep. I tiptoed over and found myself a comfortable place on the floor, then put my face up to her belly and began talking.
Before you go all 'OMG I AM NEVER INVITING SARAH OVER AGAIN WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE IS DOING TO ME WHILE I SLEEP THAT PSYCHO BLABLABLA' I must remind you that Alexis is pregnant with my baby. Well, my half-baby. OK IS IT ISN'T MY BABY AT ALL I can dream right. So I am dreaming it is my baby. Deal.
Anyway, I introduced myself, told him/her a bit about myself, and proceeded to tell it lots of things that can be used against Alexis as blackmail. So when the baby is born...and grown up...it will remember all the way back to our first conversation. cries And I will be so proud of her/him. Of course I started getting a little louder with each tale I told to the baby until I finally woke Alexis and, I do believe, scared the shit out of her. *grins* AAAahhhhhh well. That was an interesting way to wake up, I'm sure.
As you can see I am now staying with Alexis at Fran's place, I do believe, in London, and it has been a complete blast so far, just like everything else that has to do with her. Mostly we have been planning our world domination, listening to Britney Spears, and laughing at Guy. Unfortunately I will be leaving tomorrow late for Cannes, where I have some plans to follow through with, both business and fun. When I arrived Guy was already there, after shimmying up a tree and entering through a window? Strange, that one. Also, Guy, if you are still around for awhile, I would love to go out one night and get you completely smashed. I saw how you acted drunk in The Count of Monte Cristo, and would love to compare. *grins* for a bit of dinner and dancing. ;)
A few days ago I had to pleasure of stalking Rose and Eric in Cannes during their premiere. Rose said she never saw me at all so I will take that as a compliment. I really am getting rather good at this whole stalking business, if I do say so myself, and I do. They both looked terrific, if not a little worn out. But that is expected when one has been traveling as much as they both have. But on the upside they are traveling with friends and getting a lot of publicity doing so, so it cannot be that bad.
And the day after tomorrow I am hoping to have the pleasure of meeting Penelope for lunch in Cannes. I will be taking her to this little restaurant I found called Fontana Lamy and then possibly checking out a near-by flea market that I have come to love. I completely understand if we end up skipping that though, lots of people mill around and I'm sure Penelope won't want all the press in our faces. I'm just happy that I shall get to bask in the glow of her company at all. <3
I keep on telling myself that I will leave soon and head back to Australia, but I keep on finding more reasons to stay here. I am enjoying myself immensely and will hate to stop all the fun. Not that Australia isn't fun, it just isn't quite as...happening as it is here. I will miss it something terrible. AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO MY NEW PLACE IN LA! I bought it forever ago and have yet to enjoy it. There is something wrong with that.
:-[ I miss my other wives something terrible.
Before you go all 'OMG I AM NEVER INVITING SARAH OVER AGAIN WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE IS DOING TO ME WHILE I SLEEP THAT PSYCHO BLABLABLA' I must remind you that Alexis is pregnant with my baby. Well, my half-baby. OK IS IT ISN'T MY BABY AT ALL I can dream right. So I am dreaming it is my baby. Deal.
Anyway, I introduced myself, told him/her a bit about myself, and proceeded to tell it lots of things that can be used against Alexis as blackmail. So when the baby is born...and grown up...it will remember all the way back to our first conversation. cries And I will be so proud of her/him. Of course I started getting a little louder with each tale I told to the baby until I finally woke Alexis and, I do believe, scared the shit out of her. *grins* AAAahhhhhh well. That was an interesting way to wake up, I'm sure.
As you can see I am now staying with Alexis at Fran's place, I do believe, in London, and it has been a complete blast so far, just like everything else that has to do with her. Mostly we have been planning our world domination, listening to Britney Spears, and laughing at Guy. Unfortunately I will be leaving tomorrow late for Cannes, where I have some plans to follow through with, both business and fun. When I arrived Guy was already there, after shimmying up a tree and entering through a window? Strange, that one. Also, Guy, if you are still around for awhile, I would love to go out one night and get you completely smashed. I saw how you acted drunk in The Count of Monte Cristo, and would love to compare. *grins* for a bit of dinner and dancing. ;)
A few days ago I had to pleasure of stalking Rose and Eric in Cannes during their premiere. Rose said she never saw me at all so I will take that as a compliment. I really am getting rather good at this whole stalking business, if I do say so myself, and I do. They both looked terrific, if not a little worn out. But that is expected when one has been traveling as much as they both have. But on the upside they are traveling with friends and getting a lot of publicity doing so, so it cannot be that bad.
And the day after tomorrow I am hoping to have the pleasure of meeting Penelope for lunch in Cannes. I will be taking her to this little restaurant I found called Fontana Lamy and then possibly checking out a near-by flea market that I have come to love. I completely understand if we end up skipping that though, lots of people mill around and I'm sure Penelope won't want all the press in our faces. I'm just happy that I shall get to bask in the glow of her company at all. <3
I keep on telling myself that I will leave soon and head back to Australia, but I keep on finding more reasons to stay here. I am enjoying myself immensely and will hate to stop all the fun. Not that Australia isn't fun, it just isn't quite as...happening as it is here. I will miss it something terrible. AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO MY NEW PLACE IN LA! I bought it forever ago and have yet to enjoy it. There is something wrong with that.
:-[ I miss my other wives something terrible.