virginia

Apr 12, 2004 08:14

Virginia

highlights:

getting a speeding ticket, not even 45 minutes away from home.
bonus> i was going 90 in a 65, & the nice officer wrote 75 in a 65 on my ticket ;)

getting lost twice. and going an hour and a half out of the way. ick!

"i will never be too old to stick my hand out the window, to make the truckers honk their horns"

the honk if your horny sign

buying lotsa new stuff for cheap.

getting lotsa stuff for free b/c the cashier didnt feel like ringing me out.
getting two pairs of 90 dollar sketchers for 20 bux.

hot tubbin it.

conning my aunt into thinking she needed a tattoo. so she got one.

*my new tattoo* that my aunt paid for. can't beat that..
"you sound like a cat when your in pain..." WHAT?lmao

max -5- & sam -7- "i can tell your not wearing a bra"
"i can see yur B-O-B-S.." bobs? haha.. you musta not paid attention in spelling class, thank god..
"why does amy have that thing in her tongue?"
gotta love little kids.

eating at ichiban.

wine parties.

bar hopping when your not old enough.
pretending its your birthday so everybody buys you drinks.
crazy dancing with a southern drunk boy named timmy.
"do you like boys?" lol! sorry luke skywalker
free shots with farmer boys. that wear tightie whities, and bombarded my aunts hottub.

"the boy next door" who was hitting on us, and we found out he just got out of prison for beating someone with a lamp, while his girlfriend caught it on video.
>then finding out that his parents threw a big welcome back party when he got out of jail.
"hallmark should make a card that says, 'welcome back! we missed you while you were serving your 5-10, glad nobody killed ya!"

not fun.. when i was drunk and cut my foot open. ouchie. war wound.

nice phone calls all trip long :)

easter dinner with my aunt & uncle was really nice too.
and being with friends made it better, thanks girls :)

driving home .. made it in 7 hours.
even though all of us kept talking like we were from virginia.
and if you talk to us in the next week, we'll prolly still be talkin like rednecks.

thanks goes out to the trucker that caroline flashed, who helped us get around a giant traffic jam we ran into on the interstate. truckers rule. "if y'all wanna stop up here at the 77, me n my friend here, we'll buy y'all some dinner"

and ofcourse.. the virginia ham.
slice it up.

Had a great trip. Glad to be home.
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