Oh, my life.
I've decided to start keeping a list of reason I am single...aside from the obvious ones, of course. I can think of a few now, but I'm just going to start with this one and add as my awkward stories pile up and as I recall the hilarity of my past.
Reasons Sarah is Single:
1. A guy on OkCupid asked me how my day was. I mentioned my pre-employment drug screening and told him "Any day you get to hand a stranger a cup of your pee is an interesting one!"
He has yet to reply. I win.
LOL, no one will ever love me!
I feel like this would make a great tagline for a blog or book or something. I need to remember this.
Reasons Sarah is Single:
1. A guy on OkCupid asked me how my day was. I mentioned my pre-employment drug screening and told him "Any day you get to hand a stranger a cup of your pee is an interesting one!"
He has yet to reply. I win.
LOL, no one will ever love me!
I feel like this would make a great tagline for a blog or book or something. I need to remember this.