Meme from Kathy
1. Pick your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB, find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions. That's cheating and it ruins the fun.
"Where's the rest of this moose?"
"Ahoy polloi... where did you come from, a scotch ad?"
"It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring. So you don't get lost."
"Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house, and it killed him."
"I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that."
"Can I ask you something? These sunglasses, they're really nice: are they government-issued, or all you guys go to the same store to get them?"
"From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation."
"Sonny and my father always said that when I get older I would understand. Well, I finally did. I learned something from these two men. I learned to give love and get love unconditionally. You just have to accept people for what they are, and I learned the greatest gift of all. The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices that you make will shape your life forever."
"Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies."
"Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got...
Everyone: [singing] The whole world in his nose!"
"Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental."
"Let us just say I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time"
"Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... your... eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost."
"You're a cynical, exploitive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit."
"Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?"
"You know, Ma, I bet you once had an hourglass figure."
"The happy smell wore off."