I want your sex.

[sarah_jparker]

I find it amusing how people always seem to think that I have this great sex life, like I'm at it for ten hours and have twelve orgasms in the process. I'm not knocking Matthew's abilities below the belt, but it's just not like that. That's more Carrie's sex life, not mine. I gotta say though, it is quite nice having people think of you as some kind sexual goddess. In reality, I don't have the time to have sex, to put it bluntly. I'm actually kind of surprised that Matthew and I found the time to get pregnant with James, well okay it's not that bad. But, our time for a good ole' fashion shag is limited severely because of work. We hardly ever have those nights filled with unbridled ecstasy, where I'm lying naked on a bed of rose petals or anything like that. It's usually just some kind of quickie, in and outs are what I call them. No foreplay, maybe two quick kisses, then in, then out, then done. Matthew finds this completely tolerable because he's getting some. I'm kind of frustrated though, I'd like something soft, and slow, and romantic for once. Something that doesn't involve the phrases "Shit, where is my underwear?" or "Okay hurry baby". Soft. Slow. Long. Sarah Jessica Parker just doesn't have that.

At least I get to pretend I do on HBO every sunday night, thank god. ;)