Bye bitches.
Dan is my love-love-lover.
And I love-love-love him.
SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
One day we'll get married, just you wait.
Then you'll think, "Aww, they're SOOOOO good for each other!!!"
And we will be. We'll have two kids, a boy and a girl. But if he gets his way, we'll have 4.
I don't want 4, but he does. We'll see.
And our wedding will be the bestest wedding ever! Like, way crazy shit. Not stupid or tacky at ALL.
I hate tacky bitches.
Dan and I will have a classy wedding.
And a medium dog. I want two big dogs, but he likes little ones. He say's they're "medium" sized, but they're little. Anything compared to Alice-baby is little.
I love dogs.
I love books too.
I love lime-flavored vodka and lemonade.
Yummmmmmmmmmmm.
Typos are not you're friends. They're grammatical errors showing your incompetence.
I hope I didn't make any typos.
I'm too drunk to tell.
But I just proof read this shit.
It's all good.
So are creepy old men bartenders.
They're silly.
Got the same dude each time.
He thought we were funny.
We tipped nice though.
My mommy bought us drinks.
She probably spent close to $80 on booze.
Dan spent probably around $60.
I'm gonna call my love-love-lover and say goodnight to him. Because I love him LOTS!!!
Bye bitches.
PS: I love Grey's Anatomy.
And I love-love-love him.
SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
One day we'll get married, just you wait.
Then you'll think, "Aww, they're SOOOOO good for each other!!!"
And we will be. We'll have two kids, a boy and a girl. But if he gets his way, we'll have 4.
I don't want 4, but he does. We'll see.
And our wedding will be the bestest wedding ever! Like, way crazy shit. Not stupid or tacky at ALL.
I hate tacky bitches.
Dan and I will have a classy wedding.
And a medium dog. I want two big dogs, but he likes little ones. He say's they're "medium" sized, but they're little. Anything compared to Alice-baby is little.
I love dogs.
I love books too.
I love lime-flavored vodka and lemonade.
Yummmmmmmmmmmm.
Typos are not you're friends. They're grammatical errors showing your incompetence.
I hope I didn't make any typos.
I'm too drunk to tell.
But I just proof read this shit.
It's all good.
So are creepy old men bartenders.
They're silly.
Got the same dude each time.
He thought we were funny.
We tipped nice though.
My mommy bought us drinks.
She probably spent close to $80 on booze.
Dan spent probably around $60.
I'm gonna call my love-love-lover and say goodnight to him. Because I love him LOTS!!!
Bye bitches.
PS: I love Grey's Anatomy.