Aug 17, 2006 19:24
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN PORTLAND TENNESSEE WHEN:
you find matches in the bathroom
you find yourself saying mama and daddy
you see 'waffle house' and 'sonic' everywhere
people are unusually kind
people say m'am and sir
breakfeast consists of biscuts and gravy
you have to drive at least 20 minutes to get to a shopping center
the driveways are a mile long
you see COWS
and GOAT
the roads are REALLY smooth