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saragorn

The day so far...

May 10, 2006 15:09

So, the day. Has started. And it's been kinda? Yeah, you know. First, the first excitement of the day...

( Don't read this if you don't want to know about my period and its troubles )

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killyourbaby May 10 2006, 15:43:50 UTC

you are. so great.
i haven't had my period since i went off birth control (and promptly began having promiscuous sex again) so i'm probably pregnant. also, i pine for babies sometimes. such as earlier today. if i AM having a baby, it's morgan's, and it would be the most amazingly good-looking baby in the entire world. not much thanks to me, of course, but it WOULD have blue eyes, which is a good start.

in other news, i called will and we talked for 20 minutes and it was a serious glory. seriously. so, we have to somehow visit him while he's in seattle. pleeeeassseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? if we don't go visit him, he said he'd bike from seattle to eugene. hehehhe. i love will.

AND YOU!

saragorn May 10 2006, 15:50:55 UTC

HA! Biking.

Rita, don't pine for babies. You don't need them. Why did you go off birth control? WHO IS MORGAN? WHERE ARE YOU? WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME? Oh wait, you do.

killyourbaby May 10 2006, 16:10:42 UTC

but i love babies so much X.x
i went off birth control because i was smoking like a fiend and having no sex, it seemed like the smart thing to do at the time.
morgan is an extremely, extremely beautiful parisien, he's pretty much ridiculously awesome in terms of looks/music/sex.
I AM AT HOME (in albany) watching law and order. do you have my home phone number? it is....(518) 207-0484.
and i do love you, with all my silly little heart.

clarky_warky May 10 2006, 18:40:41 UTC

And I second all of this! Why did you go off of birth control? Who is Morgan? (She's at home!) You love Sarah!

clarky_warky May 10 2006, 18:39:46 UTC

You know, I was thinking about babies and of course Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie popped into my head (because I'm a trashy magazine whore). What if their baby isn't cute? What's going to happen to the poor thing?

killyourbaby May 10 2006, 18:49:01 UTC

how could it NOT be cute? it's going to be the goddamn cutest baby on the planet! and that, i'm pretty sure, is going to make it the most obnoxious baby (slash teenager, slash adult) EVER. i can see the drunken rampages, abortions/children out of wedlock/child support payments, drug addictions and eating disorders now. poor little guy. and if, by some freak genetic miscarriage of justice (as a side note, have you ever thought about how stunningly beautiful people, such as brad pitt and angelina jolie, are genetic mutations? it's weird.) the baby ISN'T cute, those problems'll be even worse! unless he turns out very comfortable in himself, and fades out of the public eye by being boring, smart, and straight-laced. heh. so, i guess we'll just have to wait and see.

i explained the decision to go off birth control, and who morgan is! but i'll be going back on it soon enough, because even though i really, REALLY want a baby, i don't want one yet. and i do love sarah, and i also love you!

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