Jan 26, 2004 20:49
i have a confession.
croutons are from hades
my hatred for this imperfection of a salad topping, is only best displayed in song.
this is from my heart.
..i need a futon
...to rest my croutons
...that i hate
..i leave it on my plate
...when i eat my daily cesar salad
...they break the uper bicusipds in the lower palad (i think that is a word and ..that it refers to the mouth and in factly ryhmes with salad)
that is most defintiely the chorus i'll have to come up with the next few verses, and maybe a bridge, maybe a chorus 2, and if im creative enough a bridge 2 as well, and repeat a verse or something. it could be the next "everyone's favorite, favorite eye song"
but seriously, croutons are dumb, if i met the person who decided dry and hard edible objects should be mixed in with a soft and juicy salad. i would make him eat them. and they would finally see it my way.
all in also, croutons are overrated. as well as cards and away messages.
and that is my 27 pounds, euros, and francs. from a certified d.-t.-v.