I can't move my arms!!!!
Luckily my fingers still work.
I have a Cher song stuck in my head. Eh, at least it's not Britney. Speaking of Britney, let's critique a few things here.
First of all, everyone that knows me knows I can't stand the lyrics in Ms Britney's songs, yet if the dumb things are remixed, chances are I'll listen to them. I know, I know, I'm not proud. I blame it on this whole "being gay" thing.
Anyway, my gay ass was listening to one of her remixes and DAMNIT! I know better, I accidentally paid attention to the lyrics. Noooooooooo! Well shit, now I'm annoyed. In her freakin' song "Outrageous", she's talking about how her sex drive and her shopping sprees and all that jazz is, well, outrageous. She goes into detail about how sexy she is and yadda yadda yadda. Then, on the part of the song I'm guessing she thought was "powerful", she sings, "I just want to be in a place where love is free...can you take me there..."
You remember those exercises you got as kids in school where the teacher tells you to circle the items that don't belong in the picture? Well, everytime I hear this part of the song, I want to circle it and scream IT DOESN'T BELONG! IT DOESN’T BELONG!!
*fuming*
Which leads me to this other song I always hear on Kube 93. Don't know who sings it, but fuck me it's horrible. A chick sings it, and some guy raps in part of it. Let me tell ya, both song and rap...terrible. Something like she's dancing at a club and she tells a guy, "You get no nookie cause the cookies stay in the jar..." What the hell is that?! "You get no nookie cookie I'm no hooker..."
Well, that's all I get out of the song. A big ol headache.
So this leads me to the song I heard on the way back from the gym. Again, no idea who this guy is and frankly I’m not too heartbroken about it. Part of his song he’s trying to sound all sexy that he’s God’s gift to women and he sings in his “sexy” voice, “Girl I’m down for a one night stand…”
Well duh. Tell me a guy that isn’t down for a one night stand.
Are the songs nowadays getting a little too simple? There was this kid on the radio singing to this girl about how her boyfriend doesn’t love her and all he wants to do is be with her for the rest of his life and how he can shower her with diamonds and all that. The kid is 16 years old! 16!!!! What’s the matter with him??? Does he think some 20+ year old girl is going to fall for that?? Well shit, you might make Mary Kay Letourneau swoon, but I wouldn‘t get your hopes higher than that.
*throws cap on ground*
That’s it! I’m going to compose a song about extremely simple ass stuff that just oozes with cheese and I’m going to use karaoke night for my chance to shine. All the talent scouts will want me to sign with them and I will just scoff until the perfect contract is made! Britney, look out girl! Chick with the cookies…better get out of my way! Kid with the cheese, move it Buddy! Saraboi is making her debut!
Onto other news, here’s my work out. Weeee.
Overhead dumbbell extension-15lbs/15reps; 20lbs/15reps; 25lbs/11reps; 25lbs/11reps
Lying dumbbell extension-5lbs/20reps; 10lbs/10reps; 10lbs/10reps; 10lbs/10reps
Tricep pushdowns-27.5lbs/30reps; 30lbs/30reps; 35lbs/30reps; 35lbs/30reps
Incline dumbbell curl- 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps
Standing E-Z bar curl- 20lbs/15reps; 20lbs/15reps; 30lbs/10reps; 30lbs/12reps
Hammer Curl- 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps
I always neglect my biceps (not as much as my legs though), so I’m so weak with doing bicep workouts. I’m trying to build them up so I can actually look decent.
There's this guy who I always buy my protein shakes from after my workout and he told me he's going to "do it" in about 30 minutes. I asked him if he was hooking up with that guy I saw him with when I went in. He laughed and said no. He meant he was going to workout in 30 minutes. Ah, oops. What's on my brain?
I have a Cher song stuck in my head. Eh, at least it's not Britney. Speaking of Britney, let's critique a few things here.
First of all, everyone that knows me knows I can't stand the lyrics in Ms Britney's songs, yet if the dumb things are remixed, chances are I'll listen to them. I know, I know, I'm not proud. I blame it on this whole "being gay" thing.
Anyway, my gay ass was listening to one of her remixes and DAMNIT! I know better, I accidentally paid attention to the lyrics. Noooooooooo! Well shit, now I'm annoyed. In her freakin' song "Outrageous", she's talking about how her sex drive and her shopping sprees and all that jazz is, well, outrageous. She goes into detail about how sexy she is and yadda yadda yadda. Then, on the part of the song I'm guessing she thought was "powerful", she sings, "I just want to be in a place where love is free...can you take me there..."
You remember those exercises you got as kids in school where the teacher tells you to circle the items that don't belong in the picture? Well, everytime I hear this part of the song, I want to circle it and scream IT DOESN'T BELONG! IT DOESN’T BELONG!!
*fuming*
Which leads me to this other song I always hear on Kube 93. Don't know who sings it, but fuck me it's horrible. A chick sings it, and some guy raps in part of it. Let me tell ya, both song and rap...terrible. Something like she's dancing at a club and she tells a guy, "You get no nookie cause the cookies stay in the jar..." What the hell is that?! "You get no nookie cookie I'm no hooker..."
Well, that's all I get out of the song. A big ol headache.
So this leads me to the song I heard on the way back from the gym. Again, no idea who this guy is and frankly I’m not too heartbroken about it. Part of his song he’s trying to sound all sexy that he’s God’s gift to women and he sings in his “sexy” voice, “Girl I’m down for a one night stand…”
Well duh. Tell me a guy that isn’t down for a one night stand.
Are the songs nowadays getting a little too simple? There was this kid on the radio singing to this girl about how her boyfriend doesn’t love her and all he wants to do is be with her for the rest of his life and how he can shower her with diamonds and all that. The kid is 16 years old! 16!!!! What’s the matter with him??? Does he think some 20+ year old girl is going to fall for that?? Well shit, you might make Mary Kay Letourneau swoon, but I wouldn‘t get your hopes higher than that.
*throws cap on ground*
That’s it! I’m going to compose a song about extremely simple ass stuff that just oozes with cheese and I’m going to use karaoke night for my chance to shine. All the talent scouts will want me to sign with them and I will just scoff until the perfect contract is made! Britney, look out girl! Chick with the cookies…better get out of my way! Kid with the cheese, move it Buddy! Saraboi is making her debut!
Onto other news, here’s my work out. Weeee.
Overhead dumbbell extension-15lbs/15reps; 20lbs/15reps; 25lbs/11reps; 25lbs/11reps
Lying dumbbell extension-5lbs/20reps; 10lbs/10reps; 10lbs/10reps; 10lbs/10reps
Tricep pushdowns-27.5lbs/30reps; 30lbs/30reps; 35lbs/30reps; 35lbs/30reps
Incline dumbbell curl- 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps
Standing E-Z bar curl- 20lbs/15reps; 20lbs/15reps; 30lbs/10reps; 30lbs/12reps
Hammer Curl- 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps; 10lbs/15reps
I always neglect my biceps (not as much as my legs though), so I’m so weak with doing bicep workouts. I’m trying to build them up so I can actually look decent.
There's this guy who I always buy my protein shakes from after my workout and he told me he's going to "do it" in about 30 minutes. I asked him if he was hooking up with that guy I saw him with when I went in. He laughed and said no. He meant he was going to workout in 30 minutes. Ah, oops. What's on my brain?