UM Duluth Jazzfest 2006
Highlights...
Saturday...
5:50 AM: "Wouldn't it be cool if you could shoot poo?" - Joe
6:10 AM: "Can we stop at Burger King?" - Russ
Russ repeatedly asked this for the next two hours.
We watched Tommy Boy on the drive up.
"House-keeping?!"
As we take our first stop, I notice there is a Burger King. Russ asks the age-old question...and the bus driver pulls into the BK parking lot. Needless to say everyone cheered...we all got crowns...and somehow while we were there...I got cinimini frosting on my shirt and purse (thank you Russ) and I ended up on the floor laughing (thank you Russ again). As we stare at two old men across from the BK at Perkins, Russ shouts, "Why do you always cry after we make love?!" I think that is how I ended up on the floor.
As we arrived at UMD...changing into our jazz clothes...very memorable. Girls in back, guys in front. "Royce, this is the back" - me Did any of the guys go to the front? No. Basically changing on the bus was hilarious.
Also Joe discovered my blanket is so big that we could share across the aisle. So we did. Cute.
More highlights...
4:00ish PM: Me falling asleep during Robin Eubanks clinic. I slept for an hour. Joe ate almost all of my starburst in that amount of time.
6:00 or so: @ the mall for dinner...Russ and I shopping at Youngkers for a swimsuit (he forgot his)...very fun running around like drunken maniacs.
7:00 PM: the bus ride back to UMD for another jazz finale concert, joe tells us the BEST story ever. I cannot tell it as well as he can. Basically what happened is Joe has to use the restroom. As he was sitting doing his business, avoiding stall #2 which Royce warned "You don't want to go in there" Joe is soon interrupted by much giggling and a flush from stall #2. Royce thought it might be smart to flush the totally clogged toilet of poo. "there was a crescent river ramble in stall #2" A big puddle/river of waste soon invaded joe's stall. he lifted up his legs trying to finish going to the bathroom, wiped, aaron thankfully grabbed his letter jacket, it was a little damp later though...joe eventually had to put his feet down. which were then covered in brown muck...he cleaned them off in the snow. sick. but funny.
More highlights...
7:30 PM: Waiting for the concert to start. Russ waves at random group of people across from us in the auditiorium. They wave. Then Russ and I wave. They wave some more. Russ and I stand up and wave. They give us the thumbs up. Russ and I get everyone to give them the thumbs up. Ridiculously funny. Russ also started clapping a beat and the whole auditorium soon joined in.
The concert...I fell asleep several times..Russ kept waking me up by screaming in my ear.
On the bus back to the hotel...We soon found out Joe can make the funniest taridactyl noise ever. I videotaped in on my digital. You kind of had to be there. Really funny.
At the hotel...swimming pool fun. basically joe attacked everyone in a game of 500.
Sunday highlights...
I froze to death in my stupid dress for the jazz pic. Joe kicked snow at me. I was basically walking barefoot in snow. Then while changing in the bathroom on the bus, I fell into the door, causing much laughter.
Grandma's wasn't that great.
The ride home...I fell asleep and Joe waked/scared the crap out of me by doing the taridactyl noise in my face. I guess my eyes shot open and I looked right at scary Joe face wearing his BK crown, and then I screamed soo loud. Very funny. Very scary.
THE END.
Now I must do laundry, homework, hang with Perry :) and get ready for school tomorrow. Boo.
Saturday...
5:50 AM: "Wouldn't it be cool if you could shoot poo?" - Joe
6:10 AM: "Can we stop at Burger King?" - Russ
Russ repeatedly asked this for the next two hours.
We watched Tommy Boy on the drive up.
"House-keeping?!"
As we take our first stop, I notice there is a Burger King. Russ asks the age-old question...and the bus driver pulls into the BK parking lot. Needless to say everyone cheered...we all got crowns...and somehow while we were there...I got cinimini frosting on my shirt and purse (thank you Russ) and I ended up on the floor laughing (thank you Russ again). As we stare at two old men across from the BK at Perkins, Russ shouts, "Why do you always cry after we make love?!" I think that is how I ended up on the floor.
As we arrived at UMD...changing into our jazz clothes...very memorable. Girls in back, guys in front. "Royce, this is the back" - me Did any of the guys go to the front? No. Basically changing on the bus was hilarious.
Also Joe discovered my blanket is so big that we could share across the aisle. So we did. Cute.
More highlights...
4:00ish PM: Me falling asleep during Robin Eubanks clinic. I slept for an hour. Joe ate almost all of my starburst in that amount of time.
6:00 or so: @ the mall for dinner...Russ and I shopping at Youngkers for a swimsuit (he forgot his)...very fun running around like drunken maniacs.
7:00 PM: the bus ride back to UMD for another jazz finale concert, joe tells us the BEST story ever. I cannot tell it as well as he can. Basically what happened is Joe has to use the restroom. As he was sitting doing his business, avoiding stall #2 which Royce warned "You don't want to go in there" Joe is soon interrupted by much giggling and a flush from stall #2. Royce thought it might be smart to flush the totally clogged toilet of poo. "there was a crescent river ramble in stall #2" A big puddle/river of waste soon invaded joe's stall. he lifted up his legs trying to finish going to the bathroom, wiped, aaron thankfully grabbed his letter jacket, it was a little damp later though...joe eventually had to put his feet down. which were then covered in brown muck...he cleaned them off in the snow. sick. but funny.
More highlights...
7:30 PM: Waiting for the concert to start. Russ waves at random group of people across from us in the auditiorium. They wave. Then Russ and I wave. They wave some more. Russ and I stand up and wave. They give us the thumbs up. Russ and I get everyone to give them the thumbs up. Ridiculously funny. Russ also started clapping a beat and the whole auditorium soon joined in.
The concert...I fell asleep several times..Russ kept waking me up by screaming in my ear.
On the bus back to the hotel...We soon found out Joe can make the funniest taridactyl noise ever. I videotaped in on my digital. You kind of had to be there. Really funny.
At the hotel...swimming pool fun. basically joe attacked everyone in a game of 500.
Sunday highlights...
I froze to death in my stupid dress for the jazz pic. Joe kicked snow at me. I was basically walking barefoot in snow. Then while changing in the bathroom on the bus, I fell into the door, causing much laughter.
Grandma's wasn't that great.
The ride home...I fell asleep and Joe waked/scared the crap out of me by doing the taridactyl noise in my face. I guess my eyes shot open and I looked right at scary Joe face wearing his BK crown, and then I screamed soo loud. Very funny. Very scary.
THE END.
Now I must do laundry, homework, hang with Perry :) and get ready for school tomorrow. Boo.