"It's called salt. How's about you take a grain of it, eh."
If I have learned anything from being an avid reader it's that you can't believe everything you read...especially if the work is fictional. Apparently my kids today just didn't get that. I don't understand what we're teaching highschool students....whatever it is, isn't enough.
Just noticed that the front of my car is rebroken from the possum...what a jerk. I absolutely have no clue what would possess one to eat their supper right in the middle of a busy road like 90. How he wasn't hit earlier is a mystery to me.
I realized today that I have all 5 of the essential men in my life or so I hear. I've been reading The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love and these are the categoriesof men that they say every woman needs to have. If you have all five at once it's a blessing...Seeing that I have multiple people for many of the same jobs...i'm completely blessed. See if you can figure them out for yourself.
1) A guy to fix things
2) A guy to dance with
3) A guy to have good conversation with
4) A guy who likes to pay for things
5) A guy who's good in bed
Uggh. I just can't kick this sickness.
Double uggh, I totally mucked around in toilet water last night.
Upside: Porters floor is now dry and I might have found my calling. I'm so good with pipes I should become a plumber.
*See backdated Superwoman entry.
Just noticed that the front of my car is rebroken from the possum...what a jerk. I absolutely have no clue what would possess one to eat their supper right in the middle of a busy road like 90. How he wasn't hit earlier is a mystery to me.
I realized today that I have all 5 of the essential men in my life or so I hear. I've been reading The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love and these are the categoriesof men that they say every woman needs to have. If you have all five at once it's a blessing...Seeing that I have multiple people for many of the same jobs...i'm completely blessed. See if you can figure them out for yourself.
1) A guy to fix things
2) A guy to dance with
3) A guy to have good conversation with
4) A guy who likes to pay for things
5) A guy who's good in bed
Uggh. I just can't kick this sickness.
Double uggh, I totally mucked around in toilet water last night.
Upside: Porters floor is now dry and I might have found my calling. I'm so good with pipes I should become a plumber.
*See backdated Superwoman entry.