I suck at life

[sarabandeness]

Today has just not started off well. I woke up at 9:48 for a piano lesson that was supposed to be at 10am. This was mostly ok, because Nariaki had to practice anyway, and doesn't want me to be stressed out the day before my recital, so he told me to take my time and get to school whenever. Unfortunately, as I was about to walk out the door, I

Comments

[spiritonparole]

I second Charles's advice about pockets and cushions. My husband and I lost our TV remote after we moved into our apartment, only to discover it weeks later, eaten by the cushions of our couch. Also check under your bed, in your laundry hamper, and in your cello case.

[oddbovine]

"Cello case" is an excellent euphemism for "vagina."

[sarabandeness]

I've definitely discussed the fact that I spend extended periods of time every day with a vibrating piece of wood between my legs, but that euphemism is a new one; you have now successfully ruined all future discussions of cello cases for me. ;-) (hehe)

[spiritonparole]

Whoa, I wonder if I could fit an iPod in there. iPussy!

[oddbovine]

iYeast Infection.

[spiritonparole]

Easily solved with a dilute solution of iPeroxide!