secret santa 2
hehe, so i ended up having to hint pinch! i didn't expect, but it was fuuuun x)
so this one is for mikaishi ! i hope they see/like it. i wish i could have had more time to color the whole silly comic thing, but now i'm busy because i'll be moving out wednesday, and if i didn't complete it before that day, i wouldn't manage it before the 24th. ;_; but in anyway, i had fun drawing it, so i hope it's somehow satisfactory (: would have been better if a fic, i believe, but i rather don't go and try to write because meh x_x
the prompt i used was "3. iggy accidentally becomes a kid so america has to take care of him and america realizes how hard it is to take care of a child". i need to say tha tsun tsun kid england is quite adorable xD so yeah.
"England, do you really need to be this joykiller? It's not like i can do magic anyway."
"Nononononononono just give it back!"
"Pfffft, stop being such a chi---"
"Shit."
So the torture begins! You really don't know how is it to take care of a... stubborn child. You've looked over some child before, but never this annoying. He doesn't do anything you ask him to! Fucking child, you wish you could kick him in the mouth, and if he was regular-sized England you sure would. He cries a lot, too, for no reason, just because he knows you hate it, you're damn sure. He breaks stuff, including his own stuff (aka random lego that are yours and whatever you could gather that a child could play with at your house), and he doesn't feel guilty at all. Wow England was the worse child. You don't even care that he had to look after you for quite a while, it was not like he was a present big brother anyways, and you were an awesome kid.
....But, meh, even if terrible, children are kind of cute anyways. You mean, if a who-knows-how-old man still goes out around the world to give all of these mini-sized demons gifts, they must have something good in them, right?
(The true is that you just think England is adorable anyway, he already is as a regular adult, and his child-self is just so ngh!)
But well, the thing is that England is also a smart child and of course he does not believes in Santa Claus anymore. But it's christmas eve, and he demands gifts anyway. You feel like the most stupid parent ever, that bends at every wish of their kids, but you dress him in some cute clothes and take him out to pick something anyway.
At this point you wonder when he's going to be back to the normal, and if he does realize what's going on, but just can't repress his child side. He's being all cute because noooo you shouldn't carry me like this you wanker! (what kind of child says 'wanker'? Okay, he sure is aware of what's going on! Little fiend) but in the end he's okay with it, and you stick your tongue out for him because fuck yeah, you won. Gah, England is so cute. You're going to buy all of the gifts for him. All of them!
(But okay, you do miss your regular England. You'd also buy something for him, you're just sure it wouldn't be a new action figure that he can rip the head and limbs off, but still. You were planning a good christmas together, and you totally ruined it. Stuuuuupid.)
You didn't realize, though, that you were being watched all this time by England's homosexual friends. Yeah, totally homo, because manly manly man like you didn't see unicorns and fairies and etc.....
Just some occasional My Little Pony.
The thing is that you weren't aware of them! And apparently England wasn't either, because he said nothing. The little naughty tinkerbell like-beings were planning all this time. They saw you being stupid and turning England into a child, but instead of helping, they were just like "naaaaah let's wait them start to get along. Gonna be fun."
And while it was fun, it was still lame! Lame fairies.
But, when they saw you and your mini-England rollin', they realized how close and kind to each other you became. So they thought it would be a greeeeat idea to turn England back right there.
And while the intention was good, unfortunately it wasn't that good of an idea. At all. Uh.
....hahaha i attempted to write something there anyway. ): just to make the comic have.... more sense. i don't know. sue me.
forgive my terrible english ;A;
and yeah, again, i hope you like it. <3