let's go outttttttt tonight
it's so weird to be home, no one understands the stuff i've gone through, just cause they don't know these people and can't understand our inside jokes and shit.
all of this stuff is hilarious and no one here really understands or cares but i really don't care:
-beer and pizza the first night...from nate
-"FUCKIN HELL!"
-slooooowass
-"chocolate, salty balls"
-dingleberry
-incognito jane
-spiderman boxers ahahhahahahah
-"ASHLEY HAVE MY BABIES!!" [as he climbs over me]
-MALIBU
-"quteila"
-"you've changed!"
-"SHE had to sign for you!!!!"
-"BULLSHIT!"
-lindsay..."i feel like a lesbian saying that"
-walking into my room at 10:30 in the morning with him in marisa's bed
-Downs
-red speedo
-hot tub
-Frodo
-"does anyone have scissors?"
-"you have to put vaseline and plastic wrap and pepper"-it distracts the drug dogs
-"the ginger's back"
-ginger babies
-two gingers
-clay being innocent...bahahaha
-"how's clay?"
-"her jacket is in clay's room"
-ice skating
-tubing
-"i've never seen anyone look so terrible in my life"
-lindsay's chapstick...he's getting a new one ahahah
-calling everyone i know on new year's
-accidentally talking to bill kimrey while i was drunk [anna i don't think he remembers...don't say anything!]
-new year's eve morning..."i've never seen anyone look so confused"
-scott like passing out at 8
-"you hussies!"
-"haven't you had enough boys already? stop hitting on me!"...yeah nate, like that would happen
-"are they yelling at us to shut up?" "yeah...so that means one thing: TALK LOUDER!"
-ashley talking about picking her wedgie as that guy looks on in disgust
-me burping in scott's face and his utter disgust
-ashley's used tissues and scott's utter disgust
-scott high
-LSU boy
-"mandy hooked up wtih clay"..."she's not the only one!"
-"it was like the night of the living dead"
-ucla boy
-"SECURITY!!"
-vodka in the bathroom
-morgan, natalie and sarah
-kez
-"he's like 50!"
-countless pictures of mandy's ass
-"BOBBY!!!"
-scott opening the door naked and on the phone
-scott opening the door in long underwear
-showering drunk in scott's room
-ordering two desserts cause of hungry scott
-dank
-"i need some dank to settle my stomach"
-"you know when you wake upwanting to go pee first thing after being drunk?" "no she just wanted to find her room when she woke up!"
-ashley in her sunglasses at like 8 at night
-"YOU need water and cookies"
-"me and scott inhaled those cookies" "no YOU inhaled them"
-"can i get it with no lettuce?"
-"we better be invited to their wedding"...and we're planning it
-"we really appreciate everything"...in a totally monotone voice
-my crazy australians
-vegemite!
....a lot of shit happened, but that was still one of the best weeks of my life
and no matter what happens, i love these people in a way that is unexplainable.
all of this stuff is hilarious and no one here really understands or cares but i really don't care:
-beer and pizza the first night...from nate
-"FUCKIN HELL!"
-slooooowass
-"chocolate, salty balls"
-dingleberry
-incognito jane
-spiderman boxers ahahhahahahah
-"ASHLEY HAVE MY BABIES!!" [as he climbs over me]
-MALIBU
-"quteila"
-"you've changed!"
-"SHE had to sign for you!!!!"
-"BULLSHIT!"
-lindsay..."i feel like a lesbian saying that"
-walking into my room at 10:30 in the morning with him in marisa's bed
-Downs
-red speedo
-hot tub
-Frodo
-"does anyone have scissors?"
-"you have to put vaseline and plastic wrap and pepper"-it distracts the drug dogs
-"the ginger's back"
-ginger babies
-two gingers
-clay being innocent...bahahaha
-"how's clay?"
-"her jacket is in clay's room"
-ice skating
-tubing
-"i've never seen anyone look so terrible in my life"
-lindsay's chapstick...he's getting a new one ahahah
-calling everyone i know on new year's
-accidentally talking to bill kimrey while i was drunk [anna i don't think he remembers...don't say anything!]
-new year's eve morning..."i've never seen anyone look so confused"
-scott like passing out at 8
-"you hussies!"
-"haven't you had enough boys already? stop hitting on me!"...yeah nate, like that would happen
-"are they yelling at us to shut up?" "yeah...so that means one thing: TALK LOUDER!"
-ashley talking about picking her wedgie as that guy looks on in disgust
-me burping in scott's face and his utter disgust
-ashley's used tissues and scott's utter disgust
-scott high
-LSU boy
-"mandy hooked up wtih clay"..."she's not the only one!"
-"it was like the night of the living dead"
-ucla boy
-"SECURITY!!"
-vodka in the bathroom
-morgan, natalie and sarah
-kez
-"he's like 50!"
-countless pictures of mandy's ass
-"BOBBY!!!"
-scott opening the door naked and on the phone
-scott opening the door in long underwear
-showering drunk in scott's room
-ordering two desserts cause of hungry scott
-dank
-"i need some dank to settle my stomach"
-"you know when you wake upwanting to go pee first thing after being drunk?" "no she just wanted to find her room when she woke up!"
-ashley in her sunglasses at like 8 at night
-"YOU need water and cookies"
-"me and scott inhaled those cookies" "no YOU inhaled them"
-"can i get it with no lettuce?"
-"we better be invited to their wedding"...and we're planning it
-"we really appreciate everything"...in a totally monotone voice
-my crazy australians
-vegemite!
....a lot of shit happened, but that was still one of the best weeks of my life
and no matter what happens, i love these people in a way that is unexplainable.