Jan 24, 2005 13:28
my life is being destroyed by this huge man with no fingers and a shaved head. he wears lugz and talks in a british accent although he is from arizona. my mom pays him to haunt me and eat my skin. He has only succeeded in chewing off my left side while i was sleeping but somehow all of my organs and other parts survived. he eats the skin only.
he doesnt wear pants, but he is asexual so there's nothing swinging about. im really scared of him.