The best ways to create non-interest

Aug 12, 2005 23:31

That topic in english translates to "How to repel suitors"
So if you think that someone may like you and you aren't interested why not preserve their self-esteem and sacrifice your own.

In no particular order:

1)smell bad...doesn't have to be all the time, maybe just when you are going to be around them, there's no need to close off your other options

2)talk about ointments, whether you use em or not, its a great topic to deter interest

3)drop your IQ by 20 points or so, be dull and never ever say anything clever that may create occasion for laughter at anything other than your bad smell or your ointments

if dropping the IQ doesn't work...

4)you can raise you IQ and be a total pompous smart ass that knows everything and tells everyone they're wrong about something.

5) if you have hobbies, interests, clubs or sports whether they are cool or geeky, don't let on or ever ever talk about them. Any kind of similar interest or conversation of any kind that goes beyond the weather can believe it or not cause people to think you are interesting, then you've got a mess and have to step up the other methods to counter-act the effects.

6) if you have to talk to the person always stand unervingly close and attempt to have several highly annoying compulsive habits. examples: clearing your throat, saying ummmm every other word, slow-talking, fast talking, clicking your teeth, etc.

You get the idea, just be utterly repulsive then the other person doesn't have to deal with being rejected, they'll even feel better about themselves because they can look down on you and reject you!
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