this is just too funny
Once upon a time there has a young PARAJUMPER named CHRIS. He was SLOWLY NOTHING in the STINKY forest when he met SEXY DAVID, a run-away MAID from the LOVELY Queen SARA.
CHRIS could see that SEXY DAVID was hungry so he reached into his TUPAWARE and give him his TALL SUSHI. SEXY DAVID was thankful for CHRIS's SUSHI, so he told CHRIS a very SHORT story about Queen SARA's daughter ANE. How her mother, the LOVELY Queen SARA, kept her locked away in a HIGHRISE protected by a gigantic RINGTAILED SLOTH, because ANE was so BIG.
CHRIS SWAM. He vowed to SEXY DAVID the MAID that he would save the BIG ANE. He would CLIMB the RINGTAILED SLOTH, and take ANE far away from her eveil mother, the LOVELY Queen SARA, and EAT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a LISTLESSLY STORM and SEXY DAVID the MAID began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic RINGTAILED SLOTH from his story. LOVELY Queen SARA SHOT out from behind a BALL and struck CHRIS dead. In the far off HIGHRISE you could hear a THWANG.
THE END.