Hoodlum
Because I love Jim Norton's blog so much, I think I will take after it.
School is pretty kickass rad. While you idiots are doing homework and studying for tests...I will be putting foreign bodies (chess pieces, digits, pens) in my stinkflower. I really don't have any classes of concern. The biggest project I foresee in the future of my senior year is my scrapbook. I am going to be putting articles concerning the Scott Peterson trial because that has always offered a chuckle through the tough times. Scott Peterson is a more achieved version of Jimmy Fallon if you squint your eyes. What Scott did is funnier than any disaster sketch that Jimmy Fallon has done, in my opinion of course.
Anyways, I can't really complain about any of my classes. There is one awful kid in my Intermediate Acting class. All of this idiots jokes take off like the Challenger. Listen to me, there can only be ONE attention whore in that class, and it is going to be me. This awful, pasty hoodlum will get a tussle if he doesn't learn to leave the antics and commentary to me. He is the Sean Kent to my Dave Mordal. I kid! Sean Kent had the courtesy of having cancer. This idiot even has a NAME that pisses me off...Blake. Blake is the kind of winner that plays wonderful 'office pranks' and doesn't know when to stop making fun of the disgruntled payroll guy. Thus starting a semi-automatic rampage on the 5th floor of the Crystler building. I really hope he gets a Schmorgasboard of STD's. I don't genuinly hate someone by seeing them for a couple minutes, but he accomplished just that.
Everything else in school is pretty rockin. I realize I haven't been paying much eye to the ladies of TP. I am not a hairless, slender Brazilian so I guess I am sort of out of the running. My constant references to date rape and abortions in class puts them off. It is their future, get used to it I say!!!!!!!1
That about wraps it up for this abortion of an update. I really hope that awful future Morgan's Law candidate reads this post. I think I will drop hints that I think he is an unfunny nothing. Funny, we are both unfunny, we 'should' get along...
Nope.
School is pretty kickass rad. While you idiots are doing homework and studying for tests...I will be putting foreign bodies (chess pieces, digits, pens) in my stinkflower. I really don't have any classes of concern. The biggest project I foresee in the future of my senior year is my scrapbook. I am going to be putting articles concerning the Scott Peterson trial because that has always offered a chuckle through the tough times. Scott Peterson is a more achieved version of Jimmy Fallon if you squint your eyes. What Scott did is funnier than any disaster sketch that Jimmy Fallon has done, in my opinion of course.
Anyways, I can't really complain about any of my classes. There is one awful kid in my Intermediate Acting class. All of this idiots jokes take off like the Challenger. Listen to me, there can only be ONE attention whore in that class, and it is going to be me. This awful, pasty hoodlum will get a tussle if he doesn't learn to leave the antics and commentary to me. He is the Sean Kent to my Dave Mordal. I kid! Sean Kent had the courtesy of having cancer. This idiot even has a NAME that pisses me off...Blake. Blake is the kind of winner that plays wonderful 'office pranks' and doesn't know when to stop making fun of the disgruntled payroll guy. Thus starting a semi-automatic rampage on the 5th floor of the Crystler building. I really hope he gets a Schmorgasboard of STD's. I don't genuinly hate someone by seeing them for a couple minutes, but he accomplished just that.
Everything else in school is pretty rockin. I realize I haven't been paying much eye to the ladies of TP. I am not a hairless, slender Brazilian so I guess I am sort of out of the running. My constant references to date rape and abortions in class puts them off. It is their future, get used to it I say!!!!!!!1
That about wraps it up for this abortion of an update. I really hope that awful future Morgan's Law candidate reads this post. I think I will drop hints that I think he is an unfunny nothing. Funny, we are both unfunny, we 'should' get along...
Nope.