Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole cadillacaro's purse (30 points). In May I punched skoshybabe in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (341 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
sappybeaver