literary_voyeur, I still can't read post it. And now I can't even read other people's comments either. :( wahhh come back to me!
in other news, I'm going to kill DT and KK. Well, mainly just KK. She fuckin dumped me out of the canoe today, losing his shoes, her shoes, and my shirt. somehow I managed to recover one of the lifejackets and the seat cushion thing I was sitting on, my shorts and both my flipflops before the river overtook me and destroyed most of the left-hand side of my body. OUCH. so fucking sore.
cause she was drunk and fucking around trying to be a smart-ass bitch. OOOOH. I am so steamed.
HOW THE FUCK did I end up in their canoe anyway? Who's fuckin idea of sick and twisted torture was THAT?! Yeah. freakin 3 hrs on the river with them. Swell.
Next time, just freakin rip my heart out and throw it in the river so I have to chase THAT downstream. Oh wait. nevermind.