SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAY OF SHADOWS

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TITLE VERY MUCH APPROPRIATE, BECAUSE IT WAS GAYER THAN X-MEN:FC AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING


IRENE ADLER :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

MARY KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES ILYSFM BAMF!MARY

NAKED STEPHEN FRY

SHERLY AND MYCIE!!!!!!!!!

YOU DO NOT MAKE AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN, SHERLOCK

ALSO SHERLOCK AND THE PONY

REICHENBACH OASLK;ALKFJDL JFC HOW DID I NOT SEE IT COMING

WATSON'S FACE WHEN HOLMES FELL OH MY GOD MY HEART

ALSO WATSON'S FACE WHEN HE GOT THE PACKAGE

AND SHERLOCK'S CHAIR-MATCHING OUTFIT LOLZ

ALLLLLLLSO THE GAY SO MUCH GAY HOW CAN I EVEN COPE, JUST

"WILL YOUR BEARD BE WITH US FOR ALL NIGHT?"

THE ALMOST-NAKED WRESTLING

LYING ON THE FLOOR HALF-NAKED

ALSO WHAT WAS THE POINT IN WATSON RIPPING HOLMES'S SHIRT OFF I WONDER

ALSO, YOU KNOW. HOLMES IN DRAG

HOLDING WATSON'S HAND (!!!!!!!) RIGHT BEFORE THE WEDDING JFC

HURT!HOLMES & WORRIED!WATSON OASLJ;ALFKD

NOT TO MENTION THE DYING BIT AND SELFISH BASTARDS AND OASLKJ;ALFKJD DEAR GOD

THE DANCING

... THE DANCING!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!"





... YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT FROM THE TAMBOURINE, OH YEEEAAAAAAH~

JUST, JFC, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ANYMORE YOU GUISE

THIS MOVIE

I NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN

AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

ALSO AVENGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

AND BBC'S SHERLOCK OASLKJF;ALKJFD

BUT MOSTLY RIGHT NOW THIS MOVIE OH SWEET BABY JESUS

SO OTP HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

BUT OKAY GOING TO END THIS NOW OR IT'LL BE A MILE LONG POST, DEFINITELY HAVEN'T MENTIONED EVERYTHING WORTH MENTIONING, BUT A) I'D BE RECITING THE ENTIRE MOVIE, AND B) STILL TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE ~DANCING~ TO THINK SANE THOUGHTS

OFF TO SEARCH FOR FIC BECAUSE FIC MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER, ESPECIALLY INSANITY CAUSED BY THE RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF OTP!