Epic Sword Love
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I think pat_t inadvertently inspired this. I dimly remember reading something in her LJ about pairings and attraction and a mention of Duncan's katana and Methos' broadsword and, uh, well, their swords suddenly had voices in my head.
Those two swords. They are a couple of gossips, you know. And I hate to say it but, well, they kind of snicker at the Richie sword and wonder who the Amanda sword has been, um, thrusting with.
The Duncan sword gets mightily upset when it detects fresh blood on the Methos sword. The Methos sword tends to have a 'whatever' attitude about it, which just further frustrates the Duncan sword.
The Methos sword tends to get highly suspicious when it finds no fresh blood on the Duncan sword. Starts taking swings at the Duncan sword and gets snarky because it's pretty certain there's something it should know that the Duncan sword is hiding and it's about this time that the Methos sword seeks out the Joe Gun.
Also? The Methos daggers spend a lot of time heckling the Duncan sword's constant en garde position. In retaliation, the Duncan sword points out the lack of sensual curve to the Methos sword/daggers and then the Methos sword tends to chime in about that time that size *does* matter, which usually results in excessive thrusting.
And I swear to you I'm not lying; the Methos sword has figured out that a broadsword can fit into katana space at the same time as the katana.
Honest. I swear to you. There are epic Sword stories that need to be told. Good god, you should hear what they say about the Kronos sword and double quickenings.
I think pat_t inadvertently inspired this. I dimly remember reading something in her LJ about pairings and attraction and a mention of Duncan's katana and Methos' broadsword and, uh, well, their swords suddenly had voices in my head.
Those two swords. They are a couple of gossips, you know. And I hate to say it but, well, they kind of snicker at the Richie sword and wonder who the Amanda sword has been, um, thrusting with.
The Duncan sword gets mightily upset when it detects fresh blood on the Methos sword. The Methos sword tends to have a 'whatever' attitude about it, which just further frustrates the Duncan sword.
The Methos sword tends to get highly suspicious when it finds no fresh blood on the Duncan sword. Starts taking swings at the Duncan sword and gets snarky because it's pretty certain there's something it should know that the Duncan sword is hiding and it's about this time that the Methos sword seeks out the Joe Gun.
Also? The Methos daggers spend a lot of time heckling the Duncan sword's constant en garde position. In retaliation, the Duncan sword points out the lack of sensual curve to the Methos sword/daggers and then the Methos sword tends to chime in about that time that size *does* matter, which usually results in excessive thrusting.
And I swear to you I'm not lying; the Methos sword has figured out that a broadsword can fit into katana space at the same time as the katana.
Honest. I swear to you. There are epic Sword stories that need to be told. Good god, you should hear what they say about the Kronos sword and double quickenings.