He he he....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I bought porn for darkroomchick (10 points). Last Monday I pulled over and changed yulecat's flat tire (15 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, tony_c1980 (-5000 points). In September I pushed nayth_san in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4292 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sapphirepagan