Now I'm angry.
Jake,
I know you're cheating on me with your ex. You're a terrible liar. I wouldn't be quite so mad if you were honest, but you don't have the backbone. Sometimes I think you're just white trash. I hate that I can't actually have an intelligent conversation with you. I'm considering just ending all communication with you.
Jack,
I love you and you don't deserve it. It's absolutely repulsive that you chase after girls who are so much younger than you. If you got your life together, we might stand a chance. But it's been almost four years since we met, and it just seems like your life is falling apart more and more by the day. I hate you so much for everything you've put me through. I hate myself more for letting you do it.
Justin,
You think you're "a nice guy" because you're absolutely pathetic. You're not very thoughtful or romantic. You might say you like a woman who can take charge, but that's derived from your staggering degree of laziness. You insist you don't want a girlfriend, but your libido is negligible, you're neglectful in bed, and you negate your personal hygiene. Then you expect me to call you back. In short, I find you repulsive, but I'm having trouble expressing my sentiments to you in a polite way. As long as I'm being candid, stop being such a fucking slob. Trust me, you're no treat in any other area, so the least you could do is take a shower and tidy up every once in awhile.
Ben,
Get over yourself. You're just a dumb kid like the rest of us, and your bizarre internal conflicts have really only retarded your development. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. I wanted to give you a chance, but I can't be a part of your perverted pantomime anymore. For someone who believes in intelligence beyond all else, you are really missing the big picture.
John,
You're suck a fucking jerk. I know you think I exist at your convenience, but for the first time I'm taking issue with that. Where were you when I was on the rebound? Well, I'm equally disinterested now, and I hope you suffer more for it.
I know you're cheating on me with your ex. You're a terrible liar. I wouldn't be quite so mad if you were honest, but you don't have the backbone. Sometimes I think you're just white trash. I hate that I can't actually have an intelligent conversation with you. I'm considering just ending all communication with you.
Jack,
I love you and you don't deserve it. It's absolutely repulsive that you chase after girls who are so much younger than you. If you got your life together, we might stand a chance. But it's been almost four years since we met, and it just seems like your life is falling apart more and more by the day. I hate you so much for everything you've put me through. I hate myself more for letting you do it.
Justin,
You think you're "a nice guy" because you're absolutely pathetic. You're not very thoughtful or romantic. You might say you like a woman who can take charge, but that's derived from your staggering degree of laziness. You insist you don't want a girlfriend, but your libido is negligible, you're neglectful in bed, and you negate your personal hygiene. Then you expect me to call you back. In short, I find you repulsive, but I'm having trouble expressing my sentiments to you in a polite way. As long as I'm being candid, stop being such a fucking slob. Trust me, you're no treat in any other area, so the least you could do is take a shower and tidy up every once in awhile.
Ben,
Get over yourself. You're just a dumb kid like the rest of us, and your bizarre internal conflicts have really only retarded your development. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. I wanted to give you a chance, but I can't be a part of your perverted pantomime anymore. For someone who believes in intelligence beyond all else, you are really missing the big picture.
John,
You're suck a fucking jerk. I know you think I exist at your convenience, but for the first time I'm taking issue with that. Where were you when I was on the rebound? Well, I'm equally disinterested now, and I hope you suffer more for it.